The White Dot
Alpha
- Joined
- Jul 23, 2010
- Posts
- 694
- Location
- Genesis.TowerE.G3
- Society
- Swamp Villagers
- Avatar Name
- The White Dot
Today's featured exclusive! We had a chance to catch "The Deer Mayor of Swamp" (AKA - The White Dot ) on vacation out hunting daikiba, to discuss the recent controversial events surrounding his various operations on planet calypso.
TDS News Reporter: Hello Dot, how are you today?
The White Dot: I am well thank you! Say, have you seen my toothpick?
TDS News Reporter: I guess we should start with the hottest topics first, some are claiming you are attempting to take over swamp camp, is this true?
The White Dot: Why of course! I recently recruited Kintradim as my "Deer Accomplice". We have a large cloning facility located deep under the swamp pond, where we use calypso animal DNA spliced from hiryuu, and argonauts to make an army of flying monkeys!
TDS News Reporter: Thank you Dot, another fapper has recently posted in your service thread that you are providing an unoriginal fapping service, is this true?!
The White Dot: yes I am afraid that fapping services have been around forever, and I just couldn't think of a way to improve what others have made perfect through practice every since colonist first moved to calypso.
TDS News Reporter: It has also been said your ads to find the umbranoid symbol in game and EF were a way for you to boost your name to become a calypso celebrity.
The White Dot: I am afraid not, I must confess though, when you hit 75 you begin to regret a bit of the past, and never felt like I was manly enough! So I sought out a umbranoid symbol (male) to boost my confidence, and to end my midlife crisis.
TDS News Reporter: Thank you Dot for your time, is there anything else you would like to share with your readers?
The White Dot: Yes... yes yes!!!.. Don't drink the swamp water!!!
On a serious note:
1. I made my soc, and joke about my horns etc for fun, this is a game.
2. Everyone has a fapping service these days.
3. My banner on EF to find the umbranoid symbol (male) was so I could get my deer horns.
Enjoy the flying monkey's!
Dot
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