Favorite Quotes

NavadaDucrot

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Navada Lynn Ducrot
I was bored tonight so I got to thinking about quotes. What are some of your favorite quotes?

My Favorite Quotes

1. Not only is life a bitch, but it has puppies.
2. Opportunity may knock once, but temptation leans on the door bell.
3. Some days you’re the dog and some days you’re the hydrant.
4. Love may be blind but it knows how to find its way around in the dark.
5. Most girls are attracted to the simpler things in life. Take men for example.
6. Women’s rule of thumb; if it has tires or testicles you are going to have trouble with it.
Last but not Least.

7. It is better to die for the truth, than to live in a lie.


Lynn
 
I have this as part of my email signature at work:

"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”

Oscar Wilde I believe.
 
It's in my sig :)

It's from Bruce Cockburn's "Lovers in a Dangerous Time".
 
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