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Jakk

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Oh man, this was awesome. So, this ava wants to open a chat with me, one "Billy the Kid" from the Bahamut Corporation....

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So I tell her about the sweating. So she says..

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Whoa! Wasn't expecting that! She says she's not a 'dude'. I mention that she picked an odd avatar & name if she wants to portray a girl. She says something about building the perfect man, and then....(not for the kids):

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and then off 'she' goes, to another 'john'.

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Freakin' hilarious! Not sure if it's a scam, and I wasn't about to find out....although 20 Peds (i.e. $2.00) is an okay rate for a little MSN peep show! I wonder if she'd take sweat... :laugh: :banana:

EDIT: I scratched out most of the word of the 'mining' tool in question. Those adults who know, already can fill in the missing letters....
 
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Was that a mentor edition d&*do she was talking about. Or a new type of power fist.
 
Westy said:
Was that a mentor edition d&*do she was talking about. Or a new type of power fist.
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i paid the money and saw it...

it's just a FreanD Alpha d*ldo. No biggie. Argos drop 'em all the time.

btw- she's about as ugly as homemade soup.
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you serious purple you paid and she did it lmao....
 
;)

highly doubt it's even legit.
 
OMFG this has got to take the cake i have never heard anything as funny :laugh:
 
wtf!?!?!?


thats great.


bong post proof.


too bad shes not a hottie....according to bong....
 
What I like about this post is its getting more viewers than a Port Atlantian Peep Show!! LOL :laugh:
 
Westy said:
Was that a mentor edition d&*do she was talking about. Or a new type of power fist.
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hahahahahahahahahahaha :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 
I had seen this person running around atlantis about 14 hours ago, approached me but i was in the middle of a trade and didnt accept the pm. Kinda glad now that i didnt :laugh:
 
new profession ? :confused:
with new skills ? :)
:laugh:
 
lol that's Priceless. :laugh:
 
Alice said:
new profession ? :confused:
with new skills ? :)
:laugh:
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Anything for more skills eh Alice, lol?

Well, I've seen Billy around before, never chatted, but who new.

I guess prostitution really is the oldest profession, heheeheh, and its now virtual too.

In all honesty though, this could be a serious issue for MA though, if more and more people start offering this kinda service. EU is already being investigated as a casino by IRS, we don't really want a stigma of being a place for porn too.

LOL, GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS ... CASINO CASINO CASINO
 
gmccumskey said:
Anything for more skills eh Alice, lol?

Well, I've seen Billy around before, never chatted, but who new.

I guess prostitution really is the oldest profession, heheeheh, and its now virtual too.

In all honesty though, this could be a serious issue for MA though, if more and more people start offering this kinda service. EU is already being investigated as a casino by IRS, we don't really want a stigma of being a place for porn too.

LOL, GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS ... CASINO CASINO CASINO
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So what's wrong with porn? :silly2::D
 
gmccumskey said:
Anything for more skills eh Alice, lol?
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well, Pinky stated to make cash in PE you have to use other players, and se. sells ;)
even pretty good
and finally there would be a good use for the money for rich ho..y teenagers
it would go to me :laugh:
and i even would get skills for it
just my prices are higher ;)
 
The same avatar approached me while I was at a TT and begged for a gun

Billy - "Hi, Can you buy me a gun?"
Me - "Sure!"
Me - "What color do you want?"
Billy - "Black"
Me - "Sorry, all out of black, they have pink ones tough"
Billy - "And some ammo, so I can shoot you in the head"
Me - "haha sorry, no deal"
 
any teenage girls out there (over 18) i can do wonders for 20 PED :D :laugh:
 
Heeey thats my corner!! :mad:
 
That kind of behaviour I didn't expect too see in EU.. Kinda sad. Even so I am sitting here still laughing at this thread and "Billy the Kid" :D
 
Westy said:
Was that a mentor edition d&*do she was talking about. Or a new type of power fist.
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rofl!!! :laugh:
 
this is my new favorite thread. if only i could convince MY gf to do something like this...
 
lol, the P** P** b*****s are boarding EU :laugh:

(I'm sure adults can fill the blanks ;) )
 
Skam said:
Heeey thats my corner!! :mad:
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Waddayamean? 20 ped would do it? And you never told the rest of us, for all this time!!!
ALLL THIS TIME! :dunce:
 
Joser said:
this is my new favorite thread. if only i could convince MY gf to do something like this...
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What? She won't take her clothes off for u? U got a bad deal there buddy ;)
 
hahahahahahahaha :laugh:

that's not what i meant, but i love the way you went with it.

now to turn her into a stripper
 
hahah Rofl, Thats pretty F*ck*ng funny imo :D
 
Rofl! I admit it was me slutting around on my other avatar :rolleyes: :laugh: ! Kidding rofl
 
interesting new job,
I wonder when I can get "solicits clients for a prostetute" (else pimp) skills :confused:
 
Rofl it is very funny. Also a great idea. :tongue2:

and only 2 poinst are critical in EULA for these cases:

15/
g. You cannot use sexually explicit or offensive language.

c. You cannot advertise anything in the virtual universe not associated with the virtual universe itself.

So, who wants see my girlfriend on webcam killing a falx without any clothes on? :D :D :D :tongue2:
 
Skam said:
Heeey thats my corner!! :mad:
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Sorry, Skam! I was....er...just passing through! (note to self: find new corner) ;)
 
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