In the spirit of fairness, these are from a radio quiz on Irelands most popular radio station
Larry Gogans just a minute quiz; best answers
(Larry) Q. Something a blind man might use?
(Contestant) A. A sword
(L.) Q. A song with the word moon in the title?
(C.) A. Blue suede moon
L.) Q. Name the capital of France?
C.) A. "F"
L.) Q. Name a bird with a long neck?
C.) A. Naomi Campbell
L.) Q. Name an occupation where you might need a torch?
C.) A. A burglar
L.) Q. What is Hitler's first name?
C.) A. Heil
L.) Q. As happy as...........?
(Larry says, "I'll give you a hint, think of my first name?")
C.) A. A pig in shit
L.) Q. Name some famous brothers?
C.) A. Bonny and Clyde
L.) Q. Name a dangerous race?
C.) A. The Arabs
L.) Q. Something that floats in a bath?
C.) A. Water
L.) Q. An item of clothing worn by the three musketeers?
C.) A. A horse
L.) Q. Something you wear on the beach?
C.) A. A deckchair
L.) Q. Name a famous Royal?
C.). A. Mail
L.) Q. Name something that flies and doesn't have wings?
C.) A. A bicycle with wings
L.) Q. A method of securing the house?
C.). A. Put the kettle on
L.) Q. A sign of the zodiac?
C.) A. April
L.) Q. Something people might be allergic to?
C.) A. Skiing
L.) Q. Some thing you do before you go to bed?
C.) A. Sleep
L.) Q. A kind of ache?
C.) A. A fillet of fish
And the clincher
L.) Q. What star do travellers follow?
C.) A. Joe Dolan.