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After a recent event for the best parody of a quote to fit PE/EU, I have had alot of good contesters.
Now, since I cannot choose a winner, I'll leave the final decision upon the firendly folks of entropia forum.
The price awarded to the winner will be 42*42=1674EFD and a 1000EFD contribution by Henceforth making 2674EFD
Here below you will find a list of quotes that made it through my preselection.
bizarrick
Quote: From "I Robot" by Isaac Asimov
Parody: The Three Precepts of a Good Mob by MA Standards.
jaywalker
Dough Adams
Parody
Pepto
Newtons First Law of motion
Parody
Pepto (entry 2)
Fosdick, Harry Emerson
Parody
Rick-Chi
Brian Adams
Bryan Skalmadams
CyberPunk
Starwars
Parody
nahtanos
Horace Greeley
Parody
bizarrick (entry 2)
Tragic Gaelic poem quoted from "Quidditch Through the Ages".
Compilation attributed to Kennilwhorthy Whisp but written by J.K. Rowling.
Parody
Now, since I cannot choose a winner, I'll leave the final decision upon the firendly folks of entropia forum.
The price awarded to the winner will be 42*42=1674EFD and a 1000EFD contribution by Henceforth making 2674EFD
Here below you will find a list of quotes that made it through my preselection.
bizarrick
Quote: From "I Robot" by Isaac Asimov
1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Parody: The Three Precepts of a Good Mob by MA Standards.
1. A mob may not give loot to a colonist or, through inaction, allow a colonist to gain loot.
2. A mob must kill any colonist approaching it, especially when such action may lead to further decay of (L) armor.
3. A mob must run to a nearby turret as long as there are no armored or armed colonists in sight.
jaywalker
Dough Adams
In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri
Parody
Planet Calypso: where spirits are brave, stakes are high, men are real men, women are real men, and small grublike creatures from Eudoria are real pains in the butt
Pepto
Newtons First Law of motion
A body at rest remains at rest and a body in linear motion remains in motion with constant velocity until and unless an external force is applied on it.
Parody
A HOF at rest remains at rest and a HOF in linear rotation remains in rotation with constant velocity until and unless a newbie kills a Daikiba Young
Pepto (entry 2)
Fosdick, Harry Emerson
The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.
Parody
The loot is so dynamic these days that the player who says he cannot get a HOF is generally interrupted by a player getting it
Rick-Chi
Brian Adams
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTdD1QqsrfI[/YOUTUBE]
Bryan Skalmadams
I got my first real blueprint
traded it for my Swine
Clicked it ´til my fingers bled
It was the summer of ´09
Me and some guys from school
Had a soc and we skilled real hard
Jimmy broke, Jody chipped out
I shoulda known we´d never get far
Oh when i look back now
Those peds seemed to last forever
And if i had the choise
Ya - i´d always autoclick dampers
Those were the best days of my life
Ain´t no use in complaining
When you got an hof overdue
I spent my evenings always crafting
And thats when i met you yeah!
Standing by your Tool Machine
You told me you´d borrow a blueprint
Oh and when you saw its QR
I knew it was time to uber
Those were the best days of my life
Oh yeah! It was the summer of ´09
CyberPunk
Starwars
“Remember, a Jedi's strength flows from the Force. But beware. Anger, fear, aggression. The dark side are they. Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Luke... Luke... do not... do not underestimate the powers of the Emperor or suffer your father's fate you will. Luke, when gone am I... the last of the Jedi will you be. Luke, the Force runs strong in your family. Pass on what you have learned, Luke. There is... another... Sky... walker.” Star Wars, George Lucas
Parody
Remember, an ATH comes from mining. But beware. Bombs, amps, finders. Expensive are they. Once you start mining, forever you will need more. Disciple... Disciple... do not.. do not underestimate the powers of the Entropedia or suffer a depositing fate you will. Disciple, when gone am I... nobody to answer your questions there is. Disciple, the markup runs high on these ores. Pass on what you have learned, Disciple. There is... another... noob... to mentor."
nahtanos
Horace Greeley
The darkest hour of any man's life is when he sits down to plan how to get money without earning it.
Parody
The darkest hour of anyone's EU life is when they sit down to plan how to get Peds without earning them.
bizarrick (entry 2)
Tragic Gaelic poem quoted from "Quidditch Through the Ages".
Compilation attributed to Kennilwhorthy Whisp but written by J.K. Rowling.
The players assembled, twelve fine, hearty men,
They strapped on their cauldrons, stood poised to fly,
At the sound of the horn they were swiftly airborne
But ten of their number were fated to die.
Parody
The übers assembled, ten rich, nerdy men,
They drew out their launchers, ready to shoot,
At the sound of the HoF they heartily laughed
But nine of their team were given no loot.