The Son of Entropia (I'm back)..ish!

Kyndig

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Colbey Kyndig Callistinsson
Now these are the lyrics, all about how,
my life got flipped, turned upside down,
and I'd like to verse a sonnet, just sit right there,
I'll tell you how I became the Son of Entropia.

So West Orthos Mound, I ran to and played,
in the backlands, is where I spent most of my days,
years ago, maxin' skills, fappin', craftin' tools,
and all shootin some Molisk, Atrox and some Fouls,
when a couple of noobs, who were up to no good,
started spamming help in my neighbouhood,
I got into fapping range and I laughed right there,
as they pulled out SB's and started slashing the air.

I begged and pleaded with them for at least a day,
to let me stop laughing and be on my way,
I said I had to go as I had a ticket,
for a flight to CP and I just can't miss it.

Few hours later, I pulled out my gat,
an LR53 with an XR80 amp,
Is this how the noobs of EU stop living?
Too damn right so some ammo I'm giving.

Is it how you think though, am I so bad?
should I give them some ammo for the laugh that I had?
Hah! I don't think so, my shots lit the air,
they were unequipped for the Son of Entropia.

So I went and caught my flight, it landed I came out,
and ten minutes later, after walking about,
I finally realised why the feeling was wrong,
I only just got here, but it's CND all along.

I whistled for a pilot, and when they came came near,
the pilots name said Ass, it was the guy who brought me here,
if anything I should say that this Ass was rare,
but I thought 'Nah, forget it,'.'There's tonnes in Entropia.'.

I got up to CP about seven hours after,
and I yelled to the pilot 'Yo Ass, smell ya later.',
I looked to my kingdom, I was finally there,
to try for a HOF, as the Son of Entropia.

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It didn't happen though! :D
 
Nice reading and I like it. Thanks for posting.
 
Nice conversion, a bit tricky to get the rhythm in some parts but a fun task nevertheless.

From Bath eh? Just down the road!
 
will smith's bell air? atleast it fits if u play the tune in ur head lol
 
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