Whats with the delay on Cry engine

The devteam was killed by argonauts when they tried touching the spheres...

The Cry-engine is just a thought they want us to have, so we can't stop hoping it will someday arive... (its a real virtual world in a virtual world, so they give us thoughts (like in the film Matrix...))

Real live is dynamic... So today the engine is ready, tomorrow its not, the day after it is ready, the day after that it isn't, and so on!
 
However long it takes to get the areas, creatures and behind the scenes things up to their level of perfection is the answer ;)
 
However long it takes to get the areas, creatures and behind the scenes things up to their level of perfection is the answer ;)

No such thing as perfection. Give us the sloppy version now:).
 
what?

The development team told the server management team Cry was ready and they could go ahead and install it...

<server management> "Install What?"

:laugh:
 
Just some loosy issues..

1st Planet Company can't decide new motto 4r Calypso issue..
It was "Dynamic", now - "Diversity", CE2 - yet to be found.. :ahh:

But major problem is invisibility bug in a code - it takes roots
in being unable to see other colonists (especially in Nea's place/
Port Atlantis/Twin Peaks, etc.), later (robot wars time) something
becomed wrong in Hadesheim area, maybe, it's Orb was too much

hardcoded 4r upcoming events & resulted in first CE2 mob (Zegon)
invisibility - it was supposed to be first new creature and MA fears
this inviso bug can influence other mobs properties by inheriting it,

so, no ability 2 just Copy'n'Paste code, slightly altering characteristics
4r creating new beasts, no more targets for our fellow hunters, no loot
& profit at all.. :banghead: :broke: & both special googles (4r seeing inviso mobs)
isn't discovered yet with new materials from miners needed to make it..

and finally - now Marco wants devs to build electromobile.. :idea:
His attempt to create a bicycle failed and he's *** pissed :duh:
 
Cryengine implementation is being handled by the same department that brought us other treats such as...

Cashcards
Speedy Withdrawals,
Atrox Eggs
Dr Duchev Logs
2 Pec taxes
Regular Landgrabs


etc etc etc...
 
  • Like
Reactions: Ted
Due to the global crisis, development team was reduced to.. Sven

026_lucky_nerd.jpg


But Sven promises to work as hard as he can!
 
Marco lost his Gold Card and now cant log in to implement CE2. MA wont send him a new one until he send off his passport. But due too the credit crunch he cant afford the stamp to send it off!
 
All of the installation disks were mailed to the MA office early last year... When they were delivered to the door, the receptionist said....

"Thank you for the disks... We forward your delivery on to the development team"...

:laugh:
 
Marco lost his Gold Card and now cant log in to implement CE2. MA wont send him a new one until he send off his passport. But due too the credit crunch he cant afford the stamp to send it off!

that one was right on :D hahaa lols
 
Back
Top