Egypt
Ever since my first year in High School, where we were taught about Egypt, I wanted to go there. The country seemed exciting, mysterious, and almost magical.
My graduation gift from my aunt was a trip to Egypt. That was back in '93. However, we never went, due to some tourists being shot back then.
Egypt had me in its grip though. I read countless books about the country, and despite the recommendation of my teacher, my History essay was also about Egypt. Somehow it always felt as "home" to me. I believe in reincarnation, and do not doubt one moment that in a past life, I was Egyptian.
Early this year, Lykke (who shares the same enthusiasm as I do) and me discussed a vacation to Egypt, and in April we booked a one week trip for the both of us, as well as her daughter (who got the trip from us as her birthday present).
The 17th was the day we left. The trip started off spending 4 hours on a plane with a family of trailer trash who were obnoxious and extremely loud. Not just their kids, but they themselves too. We landed, and just got the hell out of the plane, begging to Lootius that they were not in our hotel. They were. Luckily, we were in a completely different part of the hotel than they were, and other than losing our appetite after seeing the massive woman in a bikini at the pool (we suspect she stayed away from the beach, because otherwise Greenpeace would try to push her back into the sea), we didn’t get bothered by them whatsoever.
We were staying in a 5-star all-inclusive hotel, which was the bomb. Free food, free drinks, 26 degree weather, a sea so blue it seemed almost unreal, friendly staff all over, and not having to do one single thing ourselves. Cooking was done for us, all the food was buffet-style, yummy cocktails were made for us. In one word: Heaven.
The first real day was mostly spent looking for bathing suits for the girls. We immediately encountered the typical Egyptian way. We found ourselves in a town, and were approached almost instantly by a guy who introduced himself to us, and then went on to drag us from shop to shop. During the trip, we found this happening time and time again. The majority of the Egyptians are curious and friendly, but to us, tourists, can appear a little pushy.
My advice to anyone planning on traveling to Egypt is to just brush them off. Just tell them La’ (no). It might seem rude at first, but it’s the only sure way to prevent you from being dragged from shop to shop for hours by them.
The second full day there, we went on excursion to Cairo. First up was a visit to the pyramids and the Sphinx (where we once more had locals trying to drag us back and forth everywhere (Word of advice: If you get suckered into going with one of them for pictures of you in front of the pyramid,
do not, under any circumstance get on a camel. They will charge you for it to sit down again. I was wise enough not to

)).
Seeing the sheer size of the pyramids was overwhelming. Other than that, to both Lykke and me, it felt as if we were home. I think out of all of the trip, seeing the pyramids was the most emotional moment. We talked about it later, and apparently we both were almost in tears right then and there.
The Sphinx was also quite impressive to see, as was the following trip to the Egyptian museum afterwards. The visit to the bazaar we did afterwards was not so good though. By that time, the three of us were tired, and just wanted to sit down and relax a little, without being pulled on by anyone wishing to sell us anything. So we just sat at a bar, and watched the staff trying to brush off anyone begging, selling, and what not (they were busy).
In hindsight, that day went by far too fast. We’d have preferred spending more time both at the pyramids and at the museum, and skipping the bazaar. We’ll go back though
We also decided to take a trip to “Moses-mountain”. In Dutch, it’s known as the “Tempelberg”, which is Mount Sinai, where Moses reportedly received the 10 commandments from Jahweh.
We were picked up at 22:30, spent 2.5 hours in a bumpy bus, and around 1:30 AM started walking. Walking is a vague description though, as the trip consisted of scrambling up a stony and rough path. 2.4 kilometers up onto a mountain or so, in complete and utter darkness, with camels passing left and right, at times almost pushing you into one of the many steep drops, guided by only a flashlight. With Lykke on high heeled boots (she didn’t have anything else).
After 3.5 or 4 hours of climbing (the 700 steps at the top were killing us), we sat down to watch the sunrise for about 20 minutes, and then started climbing down again. 2.5 hours or so later, we got a tour of the St. Catherina Cloister (which sucked. You see the “Moses well” (The well where Moses met his future wife), which was a bunch of wooden boards covering what once was a well), and the “Burning Bush” (unfortunately not George W, but an offspring of the original Burning Bush that Moses saw on the mountain), but by then we were too exhausted to care much, and we just wanted to get back to the hotel to sleep.
The last excursion we took was on Monday, and consisted of a 20 minute ride on a camel (my ass is still sore), getting tea and smoking a water pipe with the Bedouins, followed by diner with them, and then watching the stars. That trip was the best way to conclude our vacation. It definitely was fun, impressive, and we might consider doing that again, too
The time in-between, we mostly stayed in the hotel, swimming, getting sunburned, sipping cocktails, and talking to some of the local shop owners and bar personnel. Somehow, everyone on the staff we met there knew we were heading home on Tuesday again, and we spent the majority of the morning saying goodbye to everybody.
All in all, we had an amazing vacation, we have plans on setting up a business, and we most definitely will go back to the same hotel some time next year (most likely May, and for two weeks this time, with most likely excursions to Cairo again, and Luxor).
Cons: Loud Dutch trash, rude Russian trash (lots of mullets), some extremely pushy Egyptians.
Pros: We went home. Seeing the pyramids and Sphinx. We never knew that Egypt is a country where Muslim and Christian people live very peacefully together, and try learning as much from one another as possible. The majority of Egyptians are very kind and friendly. Living like gods for a week. My snorkeling experience and the test diving lesson in the swimming pool (I never did get my diving credentials, but I’m sure going to try getting them before next time).
But most of all, spending that one week in heaven with Lykke

I don’t think I could have spent it the same way with anyone else.