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.......going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going until the end of the world in 2012, but before I knew it a Ambulimax and a gang of sweaters came running from Nea's Place and ran the energized bunny over witch then...
 
...picked up a full bunny drum kit and commenced a huge solo in the style of Gene Krupa. As all stood and watched, the drumming got so fast that...
 
Hurrikane said:
...picked up a full bunny drum kit and commenced a huge solo in the style of Gene Krupa. As all stood and watched, the drumming got so fast that...
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the new hidden "Drumming" skill was unlocked by the bunny. After, a small group of ubers started firing on the bunny, scoring massive critical hits, but...
 
this seemed to have little effect on the bunny, suddenly Gene Simons tp'd in and used his axe shaped bass guitar to.....
 
...Dig a tunnel, which he, the bunny, and the welsh police took refuge in. Gene dug, and dug, and dug, when he finally broke through several hundred miles away, they realized with a shock, they had just discovered...
 
A gang of Zurg Lurkers and Protos Zealots. After the momentary confusion and occasional raised eyebrow at Blizzard's attempt to come up with some way of tainting these Hallowed lands. Though unfamiliar with this mob in this environment they quickly formulated a plan to remove their existence from Calypso. It was a fierce and long battle, but surprisingly, no one seemed to even get any damage. It wasn't until several months into this battle that they realized that it was just a extremely large PC screen that NeverDie had loaded a screen capture movie onto just for the thrill of it. Now Gene Simons was a man with a healthy sense of humor, and truly did appreciate the joke, So He contacted Mylcat and took the whole gang up to CND for a party that would go down in the annals of time as the Greatest Event Ever. As the evening got under way, by some twist of fate or will of the universe, Mobs that had been previously stuck for ages on faulty server lines and that had spawned inside solid objects on Calypso were struck by the resonance of Simons' axe on the peak of the solo he was thrashing out. This caused all of them to instantly be transported to the center of the dance floor where they...
 
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Rocked the Casbah. And then proceeded to eat the Energized Bunny. Now that the beasts had tasted blood, they cast their eyes on Gene...
 
...got all stuttery
 
Half a dozen sweaters began to ritualistically chant in unison, which in and of it's self was not in the least difficult from all the years of practice and the driving beat in the room from the powerful chords and the staccato beating on the skins. Although it did make Neverdie pause in a moment of contemplation, which was adding to the mysteriousness of the moment, for Neverdie was never one to think about anything before doing it.. It just came naturally to him. But anyways, we will get back to that particular habit of that avatar in due time.

No, the thing that made him pause was that not only were the sweaters trying to collect the rivers of blood with their finely honed Sweating Skill, but they seemed oblivious to the gnashing and thrashing hoards of mobs on the dance floor, who were understandably pissed about having been stuck for ages in a limbo state and upon being miraculously released, (which should have had at least a bit of calming effect on them) But the fact that they were completely ignored and left unscathed as they politely removed vital organs from the sweaters bodies without so much as a much needed FAP or Vivo being produced.

Suddenly, in a blinding flash of light, which was very uncharacteristic of what the current flashing and pulsating lights were doing, in the fact that it brought with it a mutated chirpy to the dance floor. After a quick word with all the other mobs on the current situation, chirpy realized it was pissed smooth off, and rightfully so.

It quickly ran from one person to the next, disposing of them in a most efficient manner. And as it attacked Neverdie, placing it's proboscis into his bellybutton and sucking his brains out, Neverdie was able to come up with one futile an somewhat ironic idea, "Hey, maybe we should try to fight these things before they harm someone!" But that thought, like his cerebral cortex were gone in an instant.
Oh, Simons was going to have none of that. So, while gathering his posse around him they quickly decided to.....
 
Blow up CND again! They all flew down in Gene's conveniently located Rocket of Rock, and blasted down. They gathered all the over-compensating rocket wielding uber's they could find, and blew up CND. (are we going around in cirlces?)
The pant's were dead, and John Freeman, our completly-ignored-up-to-this-point protagonist was happy. As the wreckage of the asteroid rained apon out proud planet, it burned in the atmosphere, and created a beautiful affect as $100,000 worth of one's and zero's burned up.. Again. John Freeman, so inspired by this glorious image, wrote 18 brilliant plays, painted dozens of masterpiece's, and went blind. As he spiraled into obscurity for the remainder of his life, he got an ATH on a passing exarosaur that crossed his path. The loot miraculously contained....
 
1 ACME DIY Club Neverdie Space station, just add water. Now that was awesome in and of it's self. but there was the inevitable animal oil residue. That was the last straw! Of all the things anyone could ever want, an oil residue was nowhere near any of them. A muscle oil being the lowest on the list of things wanted of course, but an oil residue?
Anyway, his body landed in PVP4 and everybody worth their salt advanced upon the shattered, mangled and lightly toasted corpse to loot it. The sky was filled with BLP and laser fire as the greatest battle ever told began over who would retain the loot.. but it wasn't long before everyone began to realize, (as they came back to their senses) that firing wildly into the air was accomplishing nothing. They then turned their sites on each other and in unison pulled the triggers...
The hauntingly yellow refrain scrolled past their screen: "The item you are trying to use is damaged"
So, in a maddening rush, everyone TP'd to the nearest Repair terminal and dropped their life savings into it to get a working weapon. They all then to the TT to get some ammo as a safe measure. Upon returning to the PVP4 area, they (well, most of them at least) turned their weapons upon each other and began to unleash a hell firestorm of devastation.
The numbers quickly scrolled across the screen " You inflicted 3.4 points of damage" and "You take 2.7 points of damage".

Dang, if only we had thought ahead enough to bring something better than Sollomate Opalo's and CBL 5's. So long into the night the battle raged like a office staff fighting over the copying machine armed with really nasty pieces of card stock. This was just not going to do, So, Neverdie, now revived with his grey matter more or less fully restored, jumped into the center of the fray armed with....
 
...what looked like a frozen chicken with a stick up it's arse.




(sorry, after that, all creativity left me)
 
and screams out "HOLY SHYT. what can I am doing here!!"
 
and puts his middle finger...
 
Where it belongs. And then ponders on, with whatever was left of his so praised grey glowing matter, wether he should or should not sell all of his Entropian belongings, get on a spaceshuttle and spread them all over the cities of the third world. And while he was all in the mixt of it, he was interrupted by someone who seemed to be extremely
 
Naked. It was John Freeman! John Freeman's tightened the grip on his weapon, which was much more powerful then an opalo. Hë had returned for his oil residue! When the green dot's laid their eye's on him, they gasped!
*gasp!* they cried!

For he was wielding...
 
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the New SGA's guns for the VU10 oil Rig War before the Wastelanders showed. But was not completely done when they showed up and before he realized it - a light from above came and told him "your time is up" and that He will be rewarded for all his.....
 
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efford and lives happily ever after.

THE END! :yay:
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No the End did not come. But a new Beginning... He looked down from above and saw that the gods reward was to rule over this new planet that is to come.
"WOW" he yells.
"How can i Rule over such idiots", he says.
"Give them crap for Weapons, and charge them for every thing", their reply was. "and .......
 
"... make sure to double the decay on everything, have them revive nekkid with nothing equipped."
The awesomeness of this awesome plan caused his bowels to release an awesome display of awesome sound and amazingly awesome sights as he shat himself with inspiration and insight.
After several rounds of inspirational incontinence, he regained composure and he then proceeded to clean himself with several thousand fine hides for he had been greatly inspired and had gained immense insight.
He then gathered his kindred around and handed each one of them a lovely little package of inspiration laden fine hides, arranged into neat little bundles and tied with a bow made from an allophil tentacle.
He then commanded that they go out far and wide throughout all the lands and with all this inspiration....
 
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and just before he could finish proclaiming his plan, the great warship gently buried it's massive bulk into the backside of one Enigma Jaguar Lee, instantly making it so that his farts were never to sound the same again, but Lee was preoccupied with the simultaneous high order rearrangement of every one of his molecules into white hot plasma.
"This is really going to mess up my new hairstyle", he thought as he lost consciousness. Time passed in a blink of an eye as he sat in an unconscious limbo awaiting what would come of the cataclysmic event.
He awoke to find that everything was different, the land, the mobs, the cities, and even the loot. "Ooh, a Blazer!", he giggled as he looted his first Araneatrox Stalker..... that thing must be expensive, what with the 50 PEDS of ammo, and decay he burned to take this noble beast down. (not to mention the 473 times he had to revive and TP back to it, for he only had 89 HP, Pixie armor, and Opalo to work with).
He ran to Twin Peaks in order to sell this amazing find and immediately was offered .01 pecs for his hard work!
"Now,", he thought to himself, " I can rule the world!"
 
after Gently was done with burrying the ship she stood up and shrugged her shoulders. Though it wasn't the first time she had to do it, it was always annoying scrubbing sand and dust off her sweaty body. so she went to the nearest lake and got nake
, hoping to refresh herself privately, when suddenly..
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Wow

A CALYPSOCOD APPEARED. SHE WAS CHASED OUT OF THE WATER AND MAGICLY BECAME AN ATROX. She had become this way possibly when she was bitten. Then she had too....
 
to* wear her clothes but she couldn't as they were too small for her, henceforth, she was doomed to staying naked forever! (this has gotten boring btw)
 
..and her mind has shine by the cybersex vision and she:ahh: became the 1st pornstar in Calypso...
 
But as we all know this all has been just a horrible nightmare and nothing like this would never happen to anyone..

.. She suddenly jumps up from her bed all sweaty and shaking, it's only 3:54 am so she decides to try to get some sleep and forget about it.
 
But then she sees another calypso cod in her room and faints...
 
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