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If Chuck Norris played EU

Chuck doesn't listen to AHR.. AHR just plays the tunes that are in Chuck's head.
 
Chuck Norris could drop a bomb on CND and hit an ATH on Amethera!
 
When Chuck Norris mines on CND, Neverdie doesn't tax Chuck; Chuck taxes Neverdie.
 
Chuck Norris does not put BP's or materials in the machine when he crafts.

He just stares down the machine and gets what he wants. Always.

One day he was in a hurry and gave a roundhouse kick to the device. That was the moment JH Hansen got the biggest ATH to date. Chuck *is* love.

/Slupor
 
JingyiDai said:
Bruce Lee did kill Chuck in ROme :D

despite you call him noob, it doesnt make it look good for Chuck being slayed by a "noob".

Ouch -> That must hurt a lot : )
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Chuck actually killed Bruce Lee but no1 dared to say anything about it so bruce died "under supsious circumstances".
 
Chuck Norris could hit a mining ATH on CP
 
Chuck Norris never had to download any patches...he's still using the original PE installed in, what, 2001?
 
Chuck Norris doesn't need an avatar, he's the invisible bug.

He doesn't hunt, mobs offer loot on a regular basis as protection ped.

There's only one colour msg in his chat screen (and it's all green)
 
FPC should contact Chuck?!?...

Might be neat if FPC got in to contact with the real world Chuck and got his ok to create an avatar based on him... His stats would make Marco look like a n00b.
 
Chuck doesn't use a FAP to heal. He has to heal the FAP
 
Chuck Norris doesn't have to Heal him self, he has more HP than HP bar can be filled and it never comes to the edge.
 
If Chuck Norris play EU, he would change Marco and give us a msg like "UberLoot" instead of ''NoLoot" :silly2:
 
If Chuck Norris played EU, I don't know WTF his avatar would be called, as the following names are already registered:

Chuck Norris Chuck
Chuck Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris Minor
Chuck Norris Dude
Chuck Dude Norris
Chuck Not Norris
Chuck Cool Norris
Chuck Up Norris
Chuck You Norris
Norris Chuck Dancer
Chuck Star Norris
ChUcKZ Da Man
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Commodore said:
If Chuck Norris played EU, I don't know WTF his avatar would be called, as the following names are already registered:

Chuck Norris Chuck
Chuck Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris Minor
Chuck Norris Dude
Chuck Dude Norris
Chuck Not Norris
Chuck Cool Norris
Chuck Up Norris
Chuck You Norris
Norris Chuck Dancer
Chuck Star Norris
ChUcKZ Da Man
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Chuck256 Chuck48b NorrizMeIs
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If Chuck Norris played EU, MA would automatically delete all the existing avatars with names anywhere similar to his and as added compensation for causing any problems would transfer all the peds+items+skills from the deleted avatars and apply it to his.
 
Rentonx said:
If Chuck Norris played EU, MA would automatically delete all the existing avatars with names anywhere similar to his and as added compensation for causing any problems would transfer all the peds+items+skills from the deleted avatars and apply it to his.
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I disagree

Chuck Norris' avatar is simply called Chuck Norris ... It requires no middle name, because Chuck Norris does not follow the end user liscence agreement. MA accept that Chuck Norris has the ability to "end" any user, any time he sees fit.

Nor does his avatar require any gear or skills that other avatars posses. His avatar posses only 1 skill at level 1.

That skill is roundhouse kick and it kills everything currently alive on the server.


Game over


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Chuck Norris doesnt participate in the second golden age, becouse the first golden age will never end for him.
 
if chuck norris ever played EU he logged out as he saw he couldn't do his famous kick
 
Why armor doesn't decay for Chuck Norris, because the armor isn't stupid enough to do that.
 
Daspletor Stalkers hire Chuck Norris to teach them how to kill people
 
Faustian said:
Chuck Norris don't need a fap! He has 1000 HP and regenerates 100 HP a second! :D
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not only dose he not need a fap, he dose not need to regenerate...pain is scared of him. Health points are scared to 'leave', health points jump to him from the mob.
 
:DChuck Norris has more dung than DanielleYourMom

Why :D

Because mobs shit out of their selves when they see Chuck Norris :D
 
Mindark isn't the owner of Entropia Universe, Chuck Norris is , he just let's others to control his company
 
Kamarkos Danix said:
:DChuck Norris has more dung than DanielleYourMom

Why :D

Because mobs shit out of their selves when they see Chuck Norris :D
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:lolup: no Chuck Norris just has to enter an area and the mob just can't help but S**t themselves. :lolup:
 
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