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If Chuck Norris played EU

why EU is repatching?

because chuck norris was too pissed with VU10.0.8, that he roundhose kicked the servers, so it takes longer time to the systems get online
 
If MA employed Chuck there would be no problems with the game. It would run smooth as a millpond and the loots would be HUGE.
 
When Chuck Norries goes to the bar... He always get Beer... Always.
 
Once, Chuck Norris decided to go mining, up on CND, since then, it has been filled with large claim sizes.
 
when mobs see chuck noris they run off radar in fear !

when mobs see chuck norris they run to drown their selfs!

when chuck noris hunts he doesnt even move they just die in fear!

when chuck noris gets a no loot he rekills the already killed mob for a ath!

when a warlock see's chuck noris he backs up hoping he didnt argo him!
 
he would´ve looted Shogun SGA :yay:
 
If chuck norris played entropia, there would be no need for armour, just a rancher hat, a moustache and some boots would be enough :D
 
Chuck Norris has the ability to rewrite the code from within the EU, to autofix bugs with no downtime.
 
Chuck Norris doesn't need to have an implant, an mindforce chip nor mind essence

He already has mindforce inside him

When someone wants to tp run, they have to ask chuck norris, because he's the responsibal one to make Calypso rotate

Chcuk Norris IS the real CEO of FPC. He gave the job to Marco because chuck didn't wanted to work, and Marco wanted his life spared

Chuck Norris already lived in Calypso 20 years before the Earth colonists arrived. (he's the most skilled player in all Calypso)

Chuck Norris has a 10%tax of all over Calypso including LA's and asteroids

Only Chuck Norris can travel to the two moons of calypso. Only him
 
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lol can't believe this is still going!

if chuck norris made eu, it would be called "missing loot in action".
 
If Chuck Norris saw this thread he would kick all of your asses !
 
Only chuck norris consistantly globalled on dasps after VU 10.0.0.1
 
Roger Wilco said:
If Chuck Norris saw this thread he would kick all of your asses !
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No he wuldn't :) Saw many vids od youtube and many post/ forums googled and He even likes these jokes unless the joke ir real rude :p
 
Yes .. be careful that you don't anger 'the' Chuck ! :wise:

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vjuLxyo-p4[/YOUTUBE]​
 
Chuck Norris got bored of the whole SGA situation

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQzTF1OTqPA[/YOUTUBE]
 
Faustian said:
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lol can't believe this is still going!

if chuck norris made eu, it would be called "missing loot in action".
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Nah, i resurected a little
 
Faustian said:
Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris don't need a weapon! He can kill an AOA with one roundhouse kick to the face!

You get the idea... Come up with your own.
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:rofl:
Almost laughed myself to death.

Clicked on the link and found a treasure of laughs...esp. liked these:

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

:rofl:
 
If Chuck Norris played EU ... Bruce Lee would have kicked his ass at the ring : ) hahahha

Waaaaaaa !

 
Bruce Lee did kill Chuck in ROme :D

despite you call him noob, it doesnt make it look good for Chuck being slayed by a "noob".

Ouch -> That must hurt a lot : )
 
Ok, to be fair...

Chuck Norris invented martial arts and Bruce Lee perfected it :D

*Why are there so many Chuck and food facts?
"A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.":rofl:
 
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Chuck playing Entropia? Are you all daft? Chuck doesn't even play GOD! Playing is for children, he says! :D
 
Chuck norris always gets loot.

Chuck norris listens to AHR.

Sap :)
 
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