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SGA Haikus! - 5000 EFD for the funniest one.

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So everyone knows what a Haiku is right? 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables.

Post your best SGA themed haikus and I'll give 5000 EFD to the person who comes up with the best one. Enter as many as you would like. No Limit, but the Haiku MUST follow the 5-7-5 rule so please make sure you double check your post and edit if necessary. Here's a few examples


Second Golden Age
Pop up in my loot window
and make me uber

I want a mod fap
so i'll kill a bunch of trox
but only get wool

Well-endowed Boorum
Is that a roll of quarters,
or a new mod merc

Please folks, keep in mind
your haikus dont have to rhyme
so keep em coming​

You get the idea, so post away. I'll let it run for a few days, and then take a poll and let you pick the best of my favorites. Can't wait to hear em.

Thank you Nighthawk for the generous donation. Prize pool is now increased to 5500 EFD. Good Luck!!

Thank you to Thantos for the generous donation. Prize pool is now 6000 EFD. Good Luck!!

Thank you Kiriku Surgun for your generous donation!!! Prize pool is now 7000 EFD! Good luck!!

Thank you Toast for your generous donation!! Prize pool is now 7500 EFD!! Good luck!!
 
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Second Golden Age
I hunt for uber item loots
But I fail again​



Hope I can enter more than once? that wasnt really so good imo :laugh:


here is a good site for checking syllable count in phrases: Haiku with teeth

free from virus and spyware according to my anti-virus program at least ;)
 
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Nighthawk said:

Second Golden Age
I hunt for uber item loots
But I fail again​



Hope I can enter more than once? that wasnt really so good imo :laugh:


here is a good site for checking syllable count in phrases: Haiku with teeth

free from virus and spyware according to my anti-virus program at least ;)
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Yes, enter as many times as you would like. P.S. your second line has 8 syllables :)
 
Congadawg said:
Yes, enter as many times as you would like. P.S. your second line has 8 syllables :)
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the site says 7 syllables :scratch2:




can edit if you want though :D


Second Golden Age
I hunt uber item loots
But I fail again​
 
Nighthawk said:
can edit if you want though :D


Second Golden Age
I hunt uber item loots
But I fail again​
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Works for me. And thank you for the generous donation. I will up the prize pool now. :)
 
I want a fat sack
A sac full of lovely loot
I love version 10
 
Keep em comin'!!
 
My extreamly bad attempt, not even sure if it follows the rules lol


When look to the sky
An item must fall, crafted
by the gods they say.

With the eyes open
and weapon in your hands say:
Die and give to me

The item you hide
Inside of you mob! But then...
Then I see brightly

The noob I am
The mob I killed, inocent...
It is not god sent!

The sin is payed
No loot to be claimed
The shame of fail
 
dacampelo said:
My extreamly bad attempt, not even sure if it follows the rules lol


When look to the sky
An item must fall, crafted
by the gods they say.

With the eyes open
and weapon in your hands say:
Die and give to me

The item you hide
Inside of you mob! But then...
Then I see brightly

The noob I am
The mob I killed, inocent...
It is not god sent!

The sin is payed
No loot to be claimed
Shame of fail
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lol, not quite by the rules, but easily edited to follow them if you like. When I pick the final selection, I will only pick those that follow the syllable rules, so like I said... go back and edit them before the close of the contest if you like. You're pretty darn close on most of them.
 
Casting about world
No items in my window
Ped card holds up
 
Ok here is my entry....

Second Golden Age
Is finally underway
Hunt all night and day

I won't get a thing
But I will hunt till my death
Or can't take a breath

Should I get lucky
And loot something really cool
I may start to drool

But I know I won't
So why should I even try
Goodbye Peds Goodbye
 
Nicholas Ash said:
Ok here is my entry....

Second Golden Age
Is finally underway
Hunt all night and day

I won't get a thing
But I will hunt till my death
Or can't take a breath

Should I get lucky
And loot something really cool
I may start to drool

But I know I won't
So why should I even try
Goodbye Peds Goodbye
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oooo.. very nice, and even in the form of a poem. Might have to count the whole thing as one.
 
Hehe its not as easy as you would think lol, my brain hurts now, or is that the toothaches making my brain hurt.

Any one want my toothache PM me, ill give it away for free.

New VU is nice,
and the bugs just add more spice,
Lets all HOF now twice.
 
There once was a pyrate from nantucket
who thru all his ammo in a bucket
............


oh wait thats a limerick

:rolleyes:
 
Buck Wyld said:
There once was a pyrate from nantucket
who thru all his ammo in a bucket
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each time he would shoot,
yellow message, "no loot"
so he chipped out his skills and said "F$#@ It!"

lmao awesome
 
lulucocoaliston said:
Hehe its not as easy as you would think lol, my brain hurts now, or is that the toothaches making my brain hurt.

Any one want my toothache PM me, ill give it away for free.

New VU is nice,
and the bugs just add more spice,
Lets all HOF now twice.
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lol choosing the finalists im sure is going to be hard. I was expecting short ones but now I have to consider the long story-like ones lol.
 
Congadawg said:
lol choosing the finalists im sure is going to be hard. I was expecting short ones but now I have to consider the long story-like ones lol.
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Just pick me and you ll be fine lol. (only joking) good luck cos you know theres more to come lol.
 
A pretty picture
Still can't loot to break even
At least standing's free


VU 10.0
Waited so long to be done
I am still waiting​
 
Second Golden Age!
Say What?! Second Golden Age...
...ped vanish mage!

:scratch2:
 
PVP is fun,
when you have a nice big gun,
butt shots earn you one.
 


Welcome, bugs and lags,
Ah so fresh the update new
Golden Age - why now.













​
 
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Of course im not going to consider my own entries, but I just can't sit idly by while everyone else has all the fun. After all, I love haikus!!

So sick of running
Give me back my TP Chip
I'm done exploring!!

Oh, beautiful tree
I would love to chop you down
to retrieve my claim!

Hills, and mountains high
No, It's not that you are steep.
I just can't climb you!

lol... and these will give you an example of the kind of stuff im looking for. Humorous, SGA or new VU related haikus are what I'm really after. Carry on!!
 

behold golden age

arriving with all the n00b rage

before final stage ​
 
Will work for shelter
My last home was destroyed by
A great big spaceship​
 
Here we go again
Another global event
Here is all my peds.
----
Second Golden Age!
The clock is running down now.
All our peds are gone.
---
Second Golden Age?
Where did the sun hide itself?
The sky is falling...
----
Just checked the forums...
What is a Boorum Penis?...
Towel has a use?
---
Mindarc designers
What the heck where you thinking?
Our capital gone?
---
Big hole in the ground?
Where will I buy Pioneer?
Ha, Big huge loss there...
----
Hungry forum whores
coming out of the woodwork
when free stuff appears.
----
Marco now listens...
This is a bit of a change.
so, uh, "WHERE'S MY LOOT?"
---
ahh... the egg has hatched...
a new planet emerges...
Dream on Neverdie....
---
Mellee Amps at last!
nope...it won't ever happen...
Oh well, flashlight fun...
----
Wake up in new vu.
Feels like it's beta testing?
Second golden rage.
 
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Cryengine is here
alas, I've not upgraded
I have yet to play

For five years I've played
rarely a day I have missed
now, I miss many

Money being saved
who knows how long it will take
each day feels like months

Time off has been good
bitterness turns to new hope
a fresh start awaits

I am an addict
by now I'm sure you can tell
PLEASE, SEND MONEY SOON
 
Typhon wrecked the world
And our* loot went down in time
For the "S. G. A."

*please note that "our" has two recogniced pronounciations, the two-sylable "ow-er" and the single sylable "ahr", this Haiku uses the later.


Second Golden Age
We wanted some awesome loot
They gave us riddles



Funny parody
"S. G. A." meets Pokemon
"Gotta kill 'em all"



Now we get less loot
But Marco says this is best
It feeds the ubers



All I've seen so far
Is "this creature has no loot"
I just want items...



Globals every second
Where are they getting them all?
Why can't I get one?
 
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