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SGA Haikus! - 5000 EFD for the funniest one.

Inifus said:
*please note that "our" has two recogniced pronounciations, the two-sylable "ow-er" and the single sylable "ahr", this Haiku uses the later.
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yes that's acceptable. And ill also accept contractions like "you're". It's mainly the outright mistakes that will disqualify but I'm not a haiku Hitler. I'll give anyone a chance to edit theirs before I make the final selections.
 
I've seen this before
MA says, "All of your ped"
"are belong to us"



A great hunting trip
I looted SGA Mod Merc
Damnit... I woke up...



Second Golden Age*
*Formerly "we take your ped"
Please ignore the star



Second Golden Age
Now with bugs not seen since the
First Golden Age days



There are many hills
I finally get a tower
But can't reach the claim



Do you like falling?
Do you like wasting your time?
TP2JC



Items are busy
They cannot be accessed now
The mobs now love you



Body change again
Too much plastic surgery
Quit changing my face!
 
Daikiba is dead
"This creature carried no loot"
SGA for me

VU10 is here
And so is SGA
Change, but still the same​
 
Prize pool is now increased to 6000 EFD!! Thanks to nighthawk and Thantos for your generous donations!!
 
Epic SGA
Adjust, improve, modify
All we do is cry

SGA (L)fun
This crea tu re has no loot
Mind Ark has just cum

Another reboot
Fresh install it did not help
Waiting for no loot

Mind Ark what happend
SGA FTW (L)
WTF GN

Second Golden Age
Don't let the bad bugs bite
Do not play just pay

Serious I am
Gamble they denie to us
Addiction it is


Arse I not positive =)
 
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Second Golden Age!
So excited but can't play
Stupid graphics card!:(
 
SGA is here
But the server is now down
Please feed the hampster



SGA Haiku
Win 5000 EFD
Did I do it right?



Ped coins look like gold
The Second Golden Age truth -
MA steals your gold



First Person controls
Is forcing us all to wach
Flopping mutant parts



SGA Haikus
I'm trying to win this game
While I save ped



The Blue Screen of Death
Why did I chose nVidia?
Time to CTD...
 
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Client or victim
Please read the EULA
fucked up it is

In com pe ten se
More to promise us
Thievery and theft

In BugTropia
Calypsino By Mind Fuck
Now Acces denied
 
amandaboo12 said:
Second Golden Age!
So excited but can't play
Stupid graphics card!:(
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Yay Mandy! lol... good one too! We do miss you. Hurry back soon! Soc chat isn't the same without ya!
 
Thank you Kiriku Surgun for your very generous donation!!! Prize pool just jumped up another 1000 EFD for a grand total of 7000 EFD! And It's just the first day of the contest!!
 
Lol ok seriously people... I'm seeing some great stuff here!! Many had me bursting out in laughter! Keep up the great work and keep em coming. Remember you can submit as many as you like. I can't wait to pick the finalists and let Entropia decide! Another thanks to the generous prize pool donors. Its shaping up to be a lot of fun!
 
This would tell my story for v10, help it is within the rules

Log in the morning
Creature does not carry loot
Log off instantly

Login afternoon
There are no resouces found
Log off hastily

log in again at night
stuck in underground black water
log off reluctantly

log in right again
respawns centre of red dots
gives up for the day
 
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run run run to mob
shoot shoot click shoot, try to loot
wait wait tempting fate

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looking for red dots
suddenly I'm seeing lots
NoOOOoOoOOooOOoo it's PVP

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I'm stuck underground
Can't find the things other's found
must score second round
 
I could not care less
about Second Golden Age
but my loots are great!​
 
Second Golden Age
loot is a big wreckage
Save your spare cash

I think I counted well :laugh:
 
Craft, Mine, Hunt or Trade
There is money to be made
Maybe you, not me

EDIT: :duh: s'posed to be funny...hang on...ok I got nothing. bbl

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New graphics engine
Second Golden Age in place
A new look, same crap
 
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Look, there is my claim
In a f*****g tree again
It drives me insane
 
Well, since I still can't login, here's some more....

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Supernatural
Spirit of all things looted
All Hail Lootius!

Guide me on my way
Through the Second Golden Age
All Hail Lootius!

Give me a global
Golden swirlies and good loot
All Hail Lootius!

One SGA loot
Is all I will really need
All Hail Lootius!

If I don't receive
You'll have better plans for me
All Hail Lootius!

Like an ATH
On a Combibo Mature
All Hail Lootius
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

SGA is here
And if I don't get the boot
Maybe I'll get loot

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Allophylls still shock
Boorums still have a big cock
Claim stuck in a rock

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ok....here's one more.:D

I am a huge noob
I'm Amanda mandy boo
Can't steal loot from you. :(
 
Can't log on at work
I just want to go and hunt
Though I'll loot nothing



So I've got my gun
And I've got my armor too
But the bot crits me...



Second Golden Age
Promise them the world and more
And give them nothing



Marco sasy no (L)
Loughlin Masher (L) BP
Will he share the drugs?



Planet Calypso
Entropia Universe
Pick a fucking name!



Where's the new items?
So far only reworked stuff
From the olden days



In-game slavery...
The sound of noobies crying...
Please bring back sweating!



Loots are really bad
Suicide attemts thwarted
No falling damage



Second Golden Age
When some people still can't play
Was a bad idea



This five-seven-five
It makes me wonder what's next
Three-Five-Three contest?
 
Another one:

Great: SGA (L)
Some Game Activities are
Limited - for all!

:yay:
 
I'll prolly get banned for this, but here we go...

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NotVF said:
no resources found
BOOM! no resources found BOOM!
Beep Beep! Damn, in wall
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lol tons of great ones, but this one killed me!
 
I deposit much
I hunt really really hard
But I get no loot!
 
Inifus said:
Marco sasy no (L)
Loughlin Masher (L) BP
Will he share the drugs?

Planet Calypso
Entropia Universe
Pick a fucking name!

Loots are really bad
Suicide attemts thwarted
No falling damage
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lol, you need to start a website or something. lmao!
 
It's friday and I wanted to say something nonesense :yay:


Six two you, eight off
Four the Second golden age
Equals V.U. ten

(6 + 2 you, 8 - 4 - 2 golden age = VU 10)

LOL omg i'm really in need of the weekend
 
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