Menu
What's New
By:
Filters

SGA Haikus! - 5000 EFD for the funniest one.

Congadawg said:
lol, you need to start a website or something. lmao!
Click to expand...

Told you that I can come up with a ton of them.




Stupid Beta Testing
Called the Second Golden Age
I can haz peds pleez?




I fall asleep now
When I go out on a hunt <----- This is true - I fall asleep hunting now
Insomnia cured



Another bad loot
Just bot parts or critter oils
Why do I still try?



SGA Haikus
Delivered by me, to you
Will post more later
 
Loot really sucks now
Because of the SGA
Just like it used to


I dislike no loot
I would die for just one oil
Loot is so ruined


It is not fair that
Ubers get all of the loot
And noobs get nothing

VU10 is bad
It busts up my computer
Makes me spend money
 
NotVF said:
Inifus and me
Should start working together
Ingame ad-lib lolz!
Click to expand...

NotVF is right
We should colaborate some
And write the winner



Cruxshaddows playing
Giving me inspiration
Maybe write some more
 
Second Golden Age
I'm sure it will be lucky
If i depo some

I'm ready for hunt
Is that an Atrox running
ooo OOO ooo OOO ooo

Second Golden Age
Mining, Hunting n' Crafting
no loot, broke, depo...
 
Where are all my peds?
Ah, another noober Hof
Game is still the same
 
Thank you Toast for your donation of 500 EFD for the prize pool. It's now up to 7500 EFD so lets get those haikus in.
 
I noticed this was moved to fan fiction. Its a competition... shouldn't it be somewhere else. Events perhaps?
 
Here is mine =)


A hunting we go
For items worth tons of dough
But end up empty
 
Second golden age
I hope i will get lucky
MA screw me again :laugh:
 
Broke my gun again
TT it, buy another
Crafters should love this



Another drone dies
I loot another FAP-5
Boring loot tonight
 
S G A Started
Computer fucking sucks
won't get anything


EU SGA
what fun it seems shall be
computer still sucks
 
Competition is closed. Will post finalists in new thread tomorrow and let the community decide. Hopefully THAT post wont get moved to fan fiction. They really put a damper on the contest IMO. The entries were GREAT and some of them absolutely killed me. I can't wait to see who the winner is!
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top