Humor me.. with Lemons!
Here comes the lynching....
Selling Pitch forks and torches at TT + 0.01 ped.. and I crafted about 10 million of them.. you can pick them up at celeste outpost.. Just see Ben Coyote and His_Dog_Spot..
But seriously if MA is trying to win friends and hope that maybe one normal player would be as so kind to go to their local bank and apply for a short term loan to get one of these birdsw, I'll eat my hat..
I mean I can see how this would go down..
Bank Loan officer: So you're applying for a 5100 dollar loan
Unamed avatar: yes sir I am..
Bank Loan Officer: And what will this loan be used for
Unnamed AvatarI: I'm using thie money to purchase a vehicle>
Bank Loan Officer: Isee, so what is the make and model you're planning to buy?
Unnamed avatar: Well it's called an Equus.
Bank Loan Officer: Hmm never heard of that make of car.
Unnamed Avatar: Well, it's not really a car..
Bank Loan officer: It's not?
Unnamed avatar: No sir it's a 2 man space ship that has a top speed of 115 km/h..
Bank Loan Officer: *pauses* Uh huh.. I see... what other things does tis vehicle have on it?
Unnamed Avatar: Well it also has a weapons system that can use either a kismet light laser and or a Heavy Porcupine Rotary cannon (Both are limited by the way..)
Bank Loan Officer; and what else?
Unnamed Av atar: It also has warp drive capabilites
Bank Loan Officer: *Again pauses* I... see...anything else?
cup holder? CD Player, dual airbags?
Unnamed avatar: No sir, it doesn't. *pauses for a moment*
but it does have one of those pine scented air fresheners
from the rear view mirror.. oh and a pair of fuzzy dice...
Bank loan officer is silent for a moment..
Bank Loan Officer: and this is in real life?
Unnamed avatar: No sir, it's in a virtual game that uses a real cash eocnomy..
Bank Loan Officer; Sir, can I ask you a question?
Unnamed avatar: What is it?
Bank Loan Officer; Do you have a car?
Unnamed Avatar: yes sir I do..
Bank Loan Officer: Do you have a psychiatrist?
Unnamed Avatar: *Silent for a monent before speaking up* No... I don't..
Bank Loan Officer: Do us both a favor.. Get in your Real life car and Find one...
Now *reaches over and grabs rubbber styamp and puts on Loan form *Rejected*
Cause to be honest Cave Johnson from another game sums it up best:
Now selling combustible lemons at Celeste outpost for TT+1 ped (and I got a million of those aswell...)
Benjamin Ben Coyote (Pilot call sign (Coytoe)
a.k.a. The blind sniper.