Clam Jamphrie
Old Alpha
- Joined
- Feb 2, 2006
- Posts
- 767
- Location
- Hefty Acres - Somerset
- Society
- GloryHound Irregulars
- Avatar Name
- Clam Jboy Jamphrie
Happy Fapping
Hey Team,
Sorry I’ve been a bit busy of late, so have not had the chance to catch up since our hunt. I think we did well, and I think we the first team to get the maximum variety bonus. Hurrah! With regard to my part in it, I started the match all over the place The previous matches had just ended as our match was starting, and as I was judging in one of the previous matches it was all a bit hectic and I didn’t really get chance to talk much with the team before the start. Still, I put my last 16 ped on the Fap and went off to assume Fapping duties or ‘Happy Fapping’ as I call it. With no ammo, armour equal to the strength of kitchen foil and more importantly no ‘ME’ I played ‘Dodge the Dots’ and went to find my team. Eventually I found them and I fapped, fapped, fapped. I believe Atrax Park was an exceptionally fun part for me. Running out of Atrax Park with no ammo Is a game in itself. I eventually made my way out by herding some Atrax to one side, dieing, and then returning to herd more of them to the other side, then dieing. I had thus, however, created a pathway through (a parting of the Red Sea if you like) and then was off back to the Phasms to Happy Fap. Unfortunately I crashed and was no longer part of the support team and the wall of Phasms proved too much for a noob like me to penetrate. I was spent. My resources drained. So I went back to Palms Corner and had myself a bit of ‘3am’ dancing. On a brighter note though I now have some ME. I don’t however have my Fap any more. I will have a bit of ammo though, I’ve sold off a couple of skills to get it (lost a health point) but at least I can finally start scoring some points for our beloved Eudoria.
Eudoria, Eudoria.
Land of all good things…etc
Hey Team,
Sorry I’ve been a bit busy of late, so have not had the chance to catch up since our hunt. I think we did well, and I think we the first team to get the maximum variety bonus. Hurrah! With regard to my part in it, I started the match all over the place The previous matches had just ended as our match was starting, and as I was judging in one of the previous matches it was all a bit hectic and I didn’t really get chance to talk much with the team before the start. Still, I put my last 16 ped on the Fap and went off to assume Fapping duties or ‘Happy Fapping’ as I call it. With no ammo, armour equal to the strength of kitchen foil and more importantly no ‘ME’ I played ‘Dodge the Dots’ and went to find my team. Eventually I found them and I fapped, fapped, fapped. I believe Atrax Park was an exceptionally fun part for me. Running out of Atrax Park with no ammo Is a game in itself. I eventually made my way out by herding some Atrax to one side, dieing, and then returning to herd more of them to the other side, then dieing. I had thus, however, created a pathway through (a parting of the Red Sea if you like) and then was off back to the Phasms to Happy Fap. Unfortunately I crashed and was no longer part of the support team and the wall of Phasms proved too much for a noob like me to penetrate. I was spent. My resources drained. So I went back to Palms Corner and had myself a bit of ‘3am’ dancing. On a brighter note though I now have some ME. I don’t however have my Fap any more. I will have a bit of ammo though, I’ve sold off a couple of skills to get it (lost a health point) but at least I can finally start scoring some points for our beloved Eudoria.
Eudoria, Eudoria.
Land of all good things…etc