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1000 EFD contest for the best naughty ingame limerick!

thoreau said:
Looking for a some fun in the sky,
Club full of people who are bi.
Skam's smile seemed to say,
I'd be willing to play,
If you bend over so I can drive.
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Say WHAT? :eek:

Ohohooo..

I once met thoreau in Atlantis
That dude has some weird fantasies
He tried chatting me up
But the chatting would stop
when he asked me if he could buy my panties.
 
CycoKick said:
people seem to forget the rymhe scheme and the sylable schemes for a limerick.


Si's are really nice but not real limericks
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Erm.... Si's Limericks are text-book perfect as limericks.... rhyming, syllables, theme, the lot.
 
mod to the borum

I hope this doesn't offend anyone...

Skam was here moderating the forum
About all these obseem posts about the Borum
So they have a dick?
Hey mine is twice as thick
So grab your lube and lets go explore em!


Note: I have a cold and am very drugged up on niquil please dont hate me skam
 
A cocky young Uber with promise

Wanted to fart at a Molisk

He clenched up his gut,

Turned round and went "phut"

And filled up his Shadow with solids.
 
amidst the bazaar in twin peaks,
the half-naked noobs and the freaks,
will screw for a markup,
and blow on percent,
and some even open for leaks.


-all in good fun of course :)
 
Hurrikane said:
Erm.... Si's Limericks are text-book perfect as limericks.... rhyming, syllables, theme, the lot.
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I have to agree, a school book exemple.

  1. A five line verse
  2. A place (city, TP, outpost or... forum etc) mentioned in the first line
  3. First, second and fifth lines have to rhyme with each other
    Third and fourth have to rhyme.
    Rhyme: AABBA
    Lines 1,2,3,4,5 have syllables 8,8,5,6,8 respectively
  4. Great punchline in the fifth line


And:

Keep em' coming folks!
They're just getting better and better!

Thank's for all the laughs!​
 
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Pepper said:
I have to agree, a school book exemple.

  1. A five line verse
  2. A place (city, TP, outpost or... forum etc) mentioned in the first line
  3. First, second and fifth lines have to rhyme with each other
    Third and fourth have to rhyme.
    Rhyme: AABBA
    Lines 1,2,3,4,5 have syllables 8,8,5,6,8 respectively
  4. Great punchline in the fifth line


And:

Keep em' coming folks!
They're just getting better and better!

Thank's for all the laughs!​
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Just learned that a week ago ;)
 
Pepper said:
I have to agree, a school book exemple.
  1. A five line verse
  2. A place (city, TP, outpost or... forum etc) mentioned in the first line
  3. First, second and fifth lines have to rhyme with each other
    Third and fourth have to rhyme.
    Rhyme: AABBA
    Lines 1,2,3,4,5 have syllables 8,8,5,6,8 respectively
  4. Great punchline in the fifth line

​
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Hmm i probably just suck at counting syllables:)
 
hmm yep I think you do :p
but it's just a bit of fun. I wouldn't worry about it. Keep them coming!

::edit:: and yes I realised I spelt 'Katsuichi' wrong - too late to change it now though :p
 
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Only a few days left now...

Only a few days left...;)

I have a few favourites as it is now... But it ain't over yet.

I suggest that some of the posters check the rules for a Limerick stated on page one... it's still time.

:)
 
The finalists!

I'm sorry for the 2 days delay on this thread, but I wanted to give a little extra time to some of the participators to rewrite their contributions according to the rules.



There were many funny poems posted, but since this was a limerick competition I had to chose the ones that followed (or at least almost followed ;) ), the rules stated in my original post. Some of you delivered several excellent limericks, so I've chosen the one I thought was the best of them. There was supposed to be five finalists, but since there were only a few, of the many great poems, that qualified as limericks - the finalists were reduced to four.

The four finalists in the 2007 Naughty Ingame Limerick Competition are:

Marco was seen at Ft Troy,
said the egg was just a big ploy.
He put thoughts in your heads
and took all your peds
then went holiday in St Croix
By: AlphaGeek

At Nymphtown the girls seem so sour,
Unimpressed by a miner's probe-power.
But they all get a thrill,
When I pull out my drill,
And show them the size of my tower.
By: [Si]

A met a young girl in Medusa,
I had no choice but to seduce her,
She wore just a thong
And her face was all wrong
But she played on a better computer
By: Hurrikane

I saw them, a group, in hades,
They all were butt naked ladies,
I turned them around,
And humped like a hound,
Those merps can sure give you scavies!
By: forgo



I thank you all for participating!

The winner will be announced tomorrow!
 
Forgo FTW!!! :D
 
And the winner is.....

And the winner is...

AlphaGeek with:

Marco was seen at Ft Troy,
said the egg was just a big ploy.
He put thoughts in your heads
and took all your peds
then went holiday in St Croix

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Congratulations to 1000 EFD!​

The Jury's motivation: A spendid original limerick that with great satire reflects one of the most talked about subjects in both Entropia Forum and in Entropia Universe.


But I've decided to give 500 EFD for a well deserved 2:nd price to:
[Si] for:​

At Nymphtown the girls seem so sour,
Unimpressed by a miner's probe-power.
But they all get a thrill,
When I pull out my drill,
And show them the size of my tower.​

Congratulations to 500 EFD!​

The Jury's motivation: A great original that both involves the Entropian everyday life and really caught the naughty wit that is the trademark for a true limerick.


And a great thanks to all that participated in the contest!​
 
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Thanks to the judges for their consideration!

I would like to state that [Si]'s effort was more dirty in the way that many limericks these days are, where the only thing about mine that's dirty is the possible allude to capitalistic greed.

In light of this, I have also donated 500 EFD to [Si] and congratulate him on a great bit of wordplay.

These were all fun to read, and I'd like to thank all of the competitors for the laughs.

Cheers!

AG
 
AlphaGeek said:
Thanks to the judges for their consideration!

I would like to state that [Si]'s effort was more dirty in the way that many limericks these days are, where the only thing about mine that's dirty is the possible allude to capitalistic greed.

In light of this, I have also donated 500 EFD to [Si] and congratulate him on a great bit of wordplay.

These were all fun to read, and I'd like to thank all of the competitors for the laughs.

Cheers!

AG
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A truly grand gesture! + rep!
 
Congratulations to AlphaGeek! Very funny, topical and a well deserved winner!
thanks Pepper for the 2nd place prize - much appreciated :D, and thanks AlphaGeek for the EFD donation! you really didn't have to, but much appreciated again :D I'd send it back but I don't want to insult your generosity.

wondering what the next competition you have planned will be...

and my apologies for the delay in replying - been v.busy IRL...

+ rep for both of you
 
Grats guys, hard to outmatch those. :) Well done. :yay:
 
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