A rival for lootius?

[Circle Breaker]

Apparently some ppl have found a new god to worship at New Oxford, a bunch of them where praising "Bullwinkle" and offering dung to his greatness. Is this the beginning of another cult?


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[Nimrodina]

Where is this Oxford?

 

[Radio]

Brilliant.

I thought it was quite a phallic object

 

[kalanen]

Are you really considering oversized moose as rival for great Lootius!?

 

[Airedale]

Lootius may forgive those pagans if they see the light and worship the real god of loot.

Until then, I fear they will loot nothing but dung.

 

[Tyler]

Maybe its lootius in a different guise or Or aspect

 

[ViagraFalls]

Maybe its lootius in a different guise or Or aspect

Clearly this breaks that sacred law" Thou shallst not make statues of Lootius, unless they are in the form of someone with the body of a greek god, and hung like a whale".

What's next, a cult declaring Michael Jackson seriously turned white due to some skin decease, and his nose didn't fall off, and is not evolution at work, but intelligent (re)design in the purest form?

 

[Lykke]

Are you really considering oversized moose as rival for great Lootius!?

huu? World is screwed ... someONE even has a smelly, ugly and snotty snable as a rival to Lootius HAHAH ... NO WORRIES .. They will learn, they will learn. And when they do - THEY WILL BEG!

 

[Witte]

The only rival for lootius, is lootcifer

This is just an idol !!!

 

[Airedale]

What's next, a cult declaring Michael Jackson seriously turned white due to some skin decease, and his nose didn't fall off, and is not evolution at work, but intelligent (re)design in the purest form?

If anyone has Michael Jackson on their friend's list, and if the friend's list is working today, please infrom him that I have 98 basic skin coloring sets in storage. I'm willing to accept any reasonable offer.

 

[Tyler]

It be could Lootius pet.

 

[Airedale]

It be could Lootius pet.

It is. Lootius has a pet ox. A hunter killed his first pet ox. Lootius sent that hunter to the land of no loot and got a new pet ox.

The city is named New Oxford in honor of Lootius' new pet ox.

Be careful what you shoot out there. Lootius has been pretty skimpy with the loot lately and you don't want to piss him of and have him start a loot strike!

I'm still looking for a buyer for my basic skin color sets. Does anyone have Michael Jackson's email address?

 

[J-LO]

nubs , it's diablo II's secret cow lvl's mighty Cow King

 

[Klod]

Clearly this breaks that sacred law" Thou shallst not make statues of Lootius, unless they are in the form of someone with the body of a greek god, and hung like a whale".

U havent considerd the possibility this is just a certain part of a much bigger statue ?

 

[toorged]

Lootius??? Lootsifer?? My pagan is NoLootiusifer!!!

 

[BlackChicken]

I would say these people are even dumber than the Lootiusists.
Lootiusists believe in loot as a product of a higher being because it has always been with them on Calypso, and they found no better way to explain it.

These Bullwinklists know that Ernst Billgren designed that building, and MA placed it there, and still they see it as a god.
I think SnableSnotism and Lootiusism should cooperate here to get rid of these pagans before they can win any support.
We must guard New Oxford and interrupt any pagan activities.
If the pagans choose to ignore the word of the Holy Snable, they will go to the Pit of the Eternal Snot Bombardment after death.

Hail the Holy SnableSnot

 

[Mikah]

Holy Snables, Lootius, Giant Moose.... what is wrong with you people !
Heretics !!! The real powers can be found within ourselves and the Lifestream that binds all Entropians and all creatures, even the Snable.

One day all of you religious fanatics will find the truth....
By denying the Lifestream your denying Mindforce and even Sweat Gathering, which is still more real than Lootiusism and SnableSnotism...

Repent and change your ways now, before the end of times come !!

( lol )

 

[Airedale]

One day all of you religious fanatics will find the truth....
By denying the Lifestream your denying Mindforce and even Sweat Gathering, which is still more real than Lootiusism and SnableSnotism...

Repent and change your ways now, before the end of times come !!

( lol )

HERETIC!

 

[rotten ice]

To get to oxford go into TP and hit change continent (unless on amethra, space) its on the tp list along with Treasure island if you havent been there before its the second one down

 

[ViagraFalls]

I think SnableSnotism and Lootiusism should cooperate here to get rid of these pagans before they can win any support.

Go kiss snable trunk, snotboy.

We annihilated and crushed your petty religion, and now you try to rally us against a religion which will be left without followers within two weeks? (Kind of like yours, basically).

Had you approached us with gifts of bottles of 15 years old Laphroigh, we (Well. Me. I'd not share too much) might have at least pretended to be sympethatic to your cause.

Do you see where you went wrong?

 

[Shifty]

I hail our new overlord His Royal Moosatron.

 

[BlackChicken]

Holy Snables, Lootius, Giant Moose.... what is wrong with you people !
Heretics !!! The real powers can be found within ourselves and the Lifestream that binds all Entropians and all creatures, even the Snable.

One day all of you religious fanatics will find the truth....
By denying the Lifestream your denying Mindforce and even Sweat Gathering, which is still more real than Lootiusism and SnableSnotism...

Repent and change your ways now, before the end of times come !!

( lol )

Give some more explanation here, otherwise I can't give any arguments.
What is this lifestream thing? Are you worshipping life on it's own, or do you see it as a big organism or something :s?

Btw, we're not claiming the SnableSnot is fundamentally differing from the other animals, though it is a fact that they are highy intelligent.

Go kiss snable trunk, snotboy.

We annihilated and crushed your petty religion, and now you try to rally us against a religion which will be left without followers within two weeks? (Kind of like yours, basically).

Correction, you annihilated and crushed a few SnableSnots.
Our religion is still alive, but we decided to drop the crusade against Lootiusism for a while and we will start convincing the newbies instead.
The older players think too dogmatic and are quite impossible to convert, as they don't want to listen.

Had you approached us with gifts of bottles of 15 years old Laphroigh, we (Well. Me. I'd not share too much) might have at least pretended to be sympethatic to your cause.

Do you see where you went wrong?

The fact that you are willing to pretend that you are sympathetic to our cause shows the treacherous nature of Lootiusism.

We didn't ask your sympathy, we asked cooperation to get rid of these heretics.
After that we will go on conflicting with you

Do you see where you went wrong?

I never did, so unable to see


Hail the Holy SnableSnot

 

[Mikah]

Give some more explanation here, otherwise I can't give any arguments.
What is this lifestream thing? Are you worshipping life on it's own, or do you see it as a big organism or something :s?

Ahh Humans, just because something it's not physical or in a material state does not mean it does not exist ! We don't worship a false god, nor a status... nor a creature, but something far greater than all of us, the energy that controls and binds everything... We do not worship any idols, we cherish and protect our beliefs, we act on nobility and we give to those in need...

Actions speak louder than words and false ideology, what have you done for the community? Religion it's a word that is not affiliated with us, we believe in Karma, not religion fanatics, as it brings war not unity...

 

[Pe-nerd]

Most sane people dont pray they act!!

 

[ViagraFalls]

Religion it's a word that is not affiliated with us, we believe in Karma, not religion fanatics, as it brings war not unity...

I resent that. Just because we bury our axes deep in the thick skulls of the non-believers, before we gut them, quarter them, and feed what's left to the rippersnappers does NOT mean we are not peaceful people, damnit.

Most sane people dont pray they act!!

Actually, those are called actors. Sane people are down the hall, on the left

 

[Mikah]

I resent that. Just because we bury our axes deep in the thick skulls of the non-believers, before we gut them, quarter them, and feed what's left to the rippersnappers does NOT mean we are not peaceful people, damnit.

......

 

[Dino]

Most sane people dont pray they act!!

When did they start allowing sane people into PE?

 

[BlackChicken]

Ahh Humans, just because something it's not physical or in a material state does not mean it does not exist !

Yes, it does.
The Holy SnableSnot (now I'm talking about the HOLY SNABLESNOT, not the creatures on Calypso) is a being made out of matter. Anything has to be made out of matter, otherwise it cannot exist.
Human thoughts and idea's are also matter, as they come out of the human brain.

We don't worship a false god, nor a status... nor a creature, but something far greater than all of us, the energy that controls and binds everything... We do not worship any idols, we cherish and protect our beliefs, we act on nobility and we give to those in need...

In fact you are worshipping the Holy Snable, you just don't want to give it the name of a creature you believe is inferior to you.
We do not worship SnableSnots. If you have read my words, you should know that by now.
We worship the Holy SnableSnot, he/she/it is the being that controls the universe.
It has almost the same form as a female SnableSnot, and the SnableSnots on Calypso were orginally built in the same form as the Holy SnableSnot, but evolution transformed them a bit, especially the males and the SnarkSnot subspecies.

Actions speak louder than words and false ideology, what have you done for the community? Religion it's a word that is not affiliated with us, we believe in Karma, not religion fanatics, as it brings war not unity...

You dare to accuse me of doing nothing for the community.
I believe you see doing something for the community as organising events, spreading around PED's and organised noob help.
In that definition, we have done nothing for the community.

However, I have been giving you a better thing all the time.
It will give you more profit(though not material) than the things you see as community help.
It will give you an eternal life in Snablehalla after your death.
It's the word of the Snable!

I could just as well keep the Snable visions for myself and condemn you all to eternal torturing in the Pit of the Eternal Snot Bombardment, but I don't, because the Holy Snable wants to give you a second chance.
If you don't take it and keep living in your old pagan style, be warned that your life after death won't be pretty

I resent that. Just because we bury our axes deep in the thick skulls of the non-believers, before we gut them, quarter them, and feed what's left to the rippersnappers does NOT mean we are not peaceful people, damnit.

I must agree here, even though VF is a Lootiusist.

It's hard to classify people as 'peaceful' and 'cruel', as they can often be both at the same time.
A good example are the Lootiusists, who help noobies but at the same time organise genocides against SnableSnots and the people they call heathens.

 

[Airedale]

I resent that. Just because we bury our axes deep in the thick skulls of the non-believers, before we gut them, quarter them, and feed what's left to the rippersnappers does NOT mean we are not peaceful people, damnit.

Absolutely right, Fearless Leader. I can't tell you how many people I've had to kill for suggesting that the monks of Lootius aren't kind, gentle, souls.

 

[MrWizard]

Holy Snables, Lootius, Giant Moose.... what is wrong with you people !
Heretics !!! The real powers can be found within ourselves and the Lifestream that binds all Entropians and all creatures, even the Snable.

One day all of you religious fanatics will find the truth....
By denying the Lifestream your denying Mindforce and even Sweat Gathering, which is still more real than Lootiusism and SnableSnotism...

Repent and change your ways now, before the end of times come !!

( lol )

So basically you worship the Force. There's nothing wrong with the Force. I completely believe in the Force. Haven't you ever watched Star Wars? They didn't call it the Lifestream. So bogus...use the FORCE Mikah! See, the StarWars movies were really based on Lootius (Darth Vader) and his son ViagraFalls (Luke). Lootius has some issues from time to time, but always comes out good in the end.