Latest EBN News from Calypso
EBN: Cultural Calamity
Following recent excavations under the Hjorten building in New Oxford, Calypsian
residents have been shocked by a report from colonist Renlar Benos of a rather
well endowed mutant species bungling around the nether regions of our cultural
capital.
'It just won't do!' said Cuggly Barl, minister for culture on Calypso. 'What
will the neighbours think?'. Well, we're not sure what the neighbours will
think, but we sure are wondering what our hunters will make of these brutes
following recent organ oil finds from other creatures on fair Calypso.
A thorough investigation of the report is necessary and EBN will be heading over
to New Oxford this weekend to find out more. We must recommend sensitive and
underage colonists to avoid New Oxford this weekend until this moral spill has
been cleaned up. Why not head south of Cape Corinth where increased Sabakuma
activity is being reported?
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