Vortexy
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The good The Bad The Ugly
Good: The teacher thinks your son's great.
Bad: In bed.
Ugly: She's pregnant
Good: You came home for a quickie.
Bad: Your wife walks in.
Ugly: It was with her sister
Good: You go to see a strip show.
Bad: Your daughter's the headliner.
Ugly: Your wife is the preliminary act
Good: Your boyfriend's exercising.
Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes.
Ugly: He looks better in them than you do!
Good: Your daughter's on the Pill.
Bad: She's eleven.
Ugly: She got pregnant anyway!
WAY ugly: Will be triplets!
Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude.
Bad: He weighs 350 pounds.
Ugly: Use to be a wrestler
Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex.
Bad: You live downtown.
Ugly: You won't do it, but her cabbie will
Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room.
Worse: You're in it.
Ugly: So is your wife
Bad: Your children are sexually active.
Worse: With each other.
Ugly: They are expecting any day now
Bad: Your husband's a cross dresser.
Worse: He looks better than you.
Ugly : Fashion never DID look as good on you as it did on him!
Good: The teacher thinks your son's great.
Bad: In bed.
Ugly: She's pregnant
Good: You came home for a quickie.
Bad: Your wife walks in.
Ugly: It was with her sister
Good: You go to see a strip show.
Bad: Your daughter's the headliner.
Ugly: Your wife is the preliminary act
Good: Your boyfriend's exercising.
Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes.
Ugly: He looks better in them than you do!
Good: Your daughter's on the Pill.
Bad: She's eleven.
Ugly: She got pregnant anyway!
WAY ugly: Will be triplets!
Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude.
Bad: He weighs 350 pounds.
Ugly: Use to be a wrestler
Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex.
Bad: You live downtown.
Ugly: You won't do it, but her cabbie will
Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room.
Worse: You're in it.
Ugly: So is your wife
Bad: Your children are sexually active.
Worse: With each other.
Ugly: They are expecting any day now
Bad: Your husband's a cross dresser.
Worse: He looks better than you.
Ugly : Fashion never DID look as good on you as it did on him!