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obviouisly not, which makes this a pointless thread
Info: The De-Bunking of Your Retarded Loot Theory thread
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obviouisly not, which makes this a pointless thread
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If you want to guarantee making a small fortune in EU, you must start with a large fortune.
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Riddle me this or disprove accordingly: The more I drink, the less I care about my loot returns no matter how good I think I may be doing. I find that the more I drink/ snogg/self indulge in the spirits, the more I happen upon better returns. So to recap, alkihol+ retarded late night off regular gaming time/habit= greater profitability. I was six sheets to the wind the other day, and hit a 290PED HOF and then several X claims then a 130ish PED global. After sobering up I could not hit above a LVL IV! and I ran same equipment and same # probes/bombs!
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could be translated as,
As to alcohol and loot returns, I was discussing that with a miner today trying his first big amp.
I told him,
I think alcohol will do that for you, and so though you don't realize it your play style will be different while drunk. And as long as you are only drunk enough to have a looser play style you might do better. (just don't get so drunk you do stupid things, like depo 20k for that pink dress your (M) avatar cant wear)
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ZMOG!!! I think this is it!! It happened to me too!! I was completely slurry and got 4 globies!! Check my tracker! I am getting smashed tonite and hunting, woohoo!!
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ZMOG!!! I think this is it!! It happened to me too!! I was completely slurry and got 4 globies!! Check my tracker! I am getting smashed tonite and hunting, woohoo!!
Is there any other way to hunt than completely smashed?
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So far I have failed to see any logic in this forum. Sure you did not mean lack of logic and scientific proof backing that your logic is correct
There shall be no re-bunkings of debunkings!
My logic is infallable and impeckable!
That's not a global, that's eye boogers blurring your vision. The increase in peds is from a drunken 4am deposit. Most likely this was caused by chasing cheap vodka with cheaper beer.
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No, no...I globaled on Esto earlier and I drank 1/2 a bottle of red wine. The loot theory is GET DRUNK@@@
This is the "skill gain fallacy." Because skill gains happen so often, people often make correlations with other things (such as globals) while ignoring all the times the skill gains occurred without globals.
So, as you guzzled case after case of red wine, you may have fallen victim to this fallacy.
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If i log in to EU i wont get any loot
What do you call Christmas presents? And what the hell is a tomtebloss?
The TT value of all loot has to come from somewhere. I would say that I get my loot from your stupidity, as you get your loot from my stupidity, we all get loot from each other, and every so often Mindark takes loot from all of us
With regards to HOFs, right skills, right tools, right instruction and right time, all there is to it.
I used the wrong equipment at the wrong time without instruction and hof'd.
I tried to use your stupidity to hof but apparently there was so much it caused a zero-sum error. I think you left some smaller stupidity around here somewhere I can test.
Burglary is not looting.
I can't tell you how wrong you are in just one thread. You will always never get loot sometimes, capice?
I got relatively more (in terms of hofs/time) big hofs after I chipped out (and I chipped out twice.)
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Move along, charlatan! Only *I* am allowed to do any debunking! Because I have logic! And I'm a licensed mathemagician! And only I have the required protective eyewear! And my grammar is swell!
What a fantastic thread
Hey back off buddy, I'm married...to a woman.
On the serious side, I tend to get better loot when I play at times I usually can't.
Ie, I work MA time 07-17. If I have a day off or play in nighttime or before work for whatever reason, loot is better.
Maybe MA checks my profile to see when normal work hours is in my area and adjust accordingly
Loot is bad 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. If you ever have good loot, that's a bug and should be reported immediately.
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ok, here it is - if you want better loots you have to log in and log out 17 times, then run 6 times around your table and finally - open the window and scream - "tam ta da daa".
After that you can sit back and enjoy your hofs.
Oh, and dont forget to applaud after each nrf/no loot mob. It will scare away no looters.
After that you can sit back and enjoy your hofs.
Oh, and dont forget to applaud after each nrf/no loot mob. It will scare away no looters.
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You don't get Xmas presents if you dont log in tho
I think that you get better loot after drinking 5 liters or more of pure vodka, try doing that and report the results please
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You don't get Xmas presents if you dont log in tho
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I think that is true for all loot
You don't get Xmas presents if you dont log in tho
Read the op again.
That's why *I'm* the professional.
I think that you get better loot after drinking 5 liters or more of pure vodka, try doing that and report the results please
Tried it: vodka, whiskey, schnapps, etc. Doesn't work. My wife and doctor won't let me try again though, sorry.
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So that's why I haven't been getting the big loots...
Tried it with kittens, puppies, ding dongs, poison and Nigerian businessmen.
Interestingly, Nigerian businessmen yielded the highest TT return, but none were above costs.
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I empty my bags of weapons. Then I purchase three of the weapon I want to use.
Not two but three.
Try it with some cheap TT weapons.
For some reason the math thinks you suck with your weapon and the loot is impressive.
Ive tryed it with two and one but if you just keep two extra in your bag it works.
Not two but three.
Try it with some cheap TT weapons.
For some reason the math thinks you suck with your weapon and the loot is impressive.
Ive tryed it with two and one but if you just keep two extra in your bag it works.