RidingDirty
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- Marcus RidingDirty Jaervinen
Yepp, seems like this is the latest trend, so I decided to give you a few pointers.
First of all, your dung ain´t worth shit! Even though it looks like it.
Here is my step-by-step plan for all of you who considers something like this, so we dont need to read all your posts which upsets many here.
First of all, you need more than one piece of dung to get along. You need to do some thinking here, right.
Step 1: Get your startcapital!
Start out by sweating, sweat, sweat, sweat! Why? Just because you will need to put some effort into this. If youd get along without doing so, that would be unlogical and against all laws of EU. So go out and sweat so you can say you put time into this...
Step 2: Now, sell that sweat and start building some real cash.
You should at this point have sweat with a total value of 30 PEDs. Why? Because else your are not allowed to read this. See step 1.
Start out by joining this forum, refer all your EF friends, +rep people, and post helpfull posts. When you see a noob asking something, find out the answer and answer him. When you done this a while you will have descent amount of EFD.
Step 3: Turn your EFD into PED
You shouldnt be here until you have raised 25k EFD. The current EFD to PED rate is put at 250:1. This means your 25k EFDs would have a value of 100 PEDs. Wasnt gaining thoose EFDs much funnier than sweating?
Now, follow the EFD Auctions! There is a lot of stuff there that is sold for a lower ratio! Buy that crap, and then pass it on to someone else in game.
Step 4: Turn your PEDs into some real cash!
At this point you should have at least 130 PEDs. Take a walk to twin peaks. There is people selling Metal Residue for 105%
BUY IT!
Now you have Metal residue with a value of 124 PEDs. Put it on auction and someone will buy it off you for 142 PEDs.
Repeat step 4 until you have achieved 500 PEDs and the title Reseller
Step 5: Make some serious money
Now you got 500 PEDs. What should you do? Log into EU sometime around 12 AM MA time and buy some stuff off auction. This simple because bids will be low due to low activity at this time of day. You could manage to get some real stuff here! Someguy bought my 2A BP for 750 PEDs even though folks tend to pay 1.2-1.5K for thoose!
Stick here until you make a descent deal. Move on to step 6 as you have a total of 1.500 PEDs
Step 6: Your a rich man now! But noone can be too rich!
Congratulations to your new title! Hated Reseller! You just gained experience in your "how to be hated"-skill!
You got 1.5k PEDs now. What should you do? Easy! Buy oreamps off auction for 100-105% and relist them at 130%!
WooT! You now got 2k PEDs!
Step 7: How to turn 2k PEDs into 5!
Find someone who desperatly needs money for a big purchase! Offer him 2k for something worth 5k. If he has a deadline and need thoose 2ks, youll most likely get it.
Step 8: Continue your reselling!
You now got a item worth 5k! Gratz! You know, a item with this value must be rare, right? Put it up on EF for 7k with a buyout of 10k. Someone will place the 7k bid, someone will overbid, and then person A uses buyout in order to not loose the biddingwar.
Step 9: 10K!? WOOOPIDOOO
You got 10K PEDS!!! Now look for all thoose unlimited oreamp and enmatamp bps. Get a 100 QR one for thoose 10k PEDs and relist it at its real value, 25-30k.
Step 10: Bwahahahhaha
You now got about 30K PEDs... What to do? Offer 20K PEDs for another BP and relist it at 40K...
Step 11: Get a hangar
You got 50K PEDs. Buy a hangar. Sell it for 80k PEDs.
Step 12: Buy Adj FAP
Buy a adj FAP for 50 k. Sell it at 80k PEDs.
Step 13: 110k PEDs
Now, go and buy a imp FAP. Relist it at 150K
Step 14: FINALY THERE!
Buy yourself a land area.
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NOTE: I am really tired and bored. I hope noone gets insulted or annoyed of this thread. I just made it since I was bored. I though that maybee someone with the same sick humor I got would appreciate it. This is for entertainment only. If you could call it that.....
First of all, your dung ain´t worth shit! Even though it looks like it.
Here is my step-by-step plan for all of you who considers something like this, so we dont need to read all your posts which upsets many here.
First of all, you need more than one piece of dung to get along. You need to do some thinking here, right.
Step 1: Get your startcapital!
Start out by sweating, sweat, sweat, sweat! Why? Just because you will need to put some effort into this. If youd get along without doing so, that would be unlogical and against all laws of EU. So go out and sweat so you can say you put time into this...
Step 2: Now, sell that sweat and start building some real cash.
You should at this point have sweat with a total value of 30 PEDs. Why? Because else your are not allowed to read this. See step 1.
Start out by joining this forum, refer all your EF friends, +rep people, and post helpfull posts. When you see a noob asking something, find out the answer and answer him. When you done this a while you will have descent amount of EFD.
Step 3: Turn your EFD into PED
You shouldnt be here until you have raised 25k EFD. The current EFD to PED rate is put at 250:1. This means your 25k EFDs would have a value of 100 PEDs. Wasnt gaining thoose EFDs much funnier than sweating?
Now, follow the EFD Auctions! There is a lot of stuff there that is sold for a lower ratio! Buy that crap, and then pass it on to someone else in game.
Step 4: Turn your PEDs into some real cash!
At this point you should have at least 130 PEDs. Take a walk to twin peaks. There is people selling Metal Residue for 105%
BUY IT!Now you have Metal residue with a value of 124 PEDs. Put it on auction and someone will buy it off you for 142 PEDs.
Repeat step 4 until you have achieved 500 PEDs and the title Reseller
Step 5: Make some serious money
Now you got 500 PEDs. What should you do? Log into EU sometime around 12 AM MA time and buy some stuff off auction. This simple because bids will be low due to low activity at this time of day. You could manage to get some real stuff here! Someguy bought my 2A BP for 750 PEDs even though folks tend to pay 1.2-1.5K for thoose!
Stick here until you make a descent deal. Move on to step 6 as you have a total of 1.500 PEDs
Step 6: Your a rich man now! But noone can be too rich!
Congratulations to your new title! Hated Reseller! You just gained experience in your "how to be hated"-skill!
You got 1.5k PEDs now. What should you do? Easy! Buy oreamps off auction for 100-105% and relist them at 130%!
WooT! You now got 2k PEDs!
Step 7: How to turn 2k PEDs into 5!
Find someone who desperatly needs money for a big purchase! Offer him 2k for something worth 5k. If he has a deadline and need thoose 2ks, youll most likely get it.
Step 8: Continue your reselling!
You now got a item worth 5k! Gratz! You know, a item with this value must be rare, right? Put it up on EF for 7k with a buyout of 10k. Someone will place the 7k bid, someone will overbid, and then person A uses buyout in order to not loose the biddingwar.
Step 9: 10K!? WOOOPIDOOO
You got 10K PEDS!!! Now look for all thoose unlimited oreamp and enmatamp bps. Get a 100 QR one for thoose 10k PEDs and relist it at its real value, 25-30k.
Step 10: Bwahahahhaha
You now got about 30K PEDs... What to do? Offer 20K PEDs for another BP and relist it at 40K...
Step 11: Get a hangar
You got 50K PEDs. Buy a hangar. Sell it for 80k PEDs.
Step 12: Buy Adj FAP
Buy a adj FAP for 50 k. Sell it at 80k PEDs.
Step 13: 110k PEDs
Now, go and buy a imp FAP. Relist it at 150K
Step 14: FINALY THERE!
Buy yourself a land area.
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NOTE: I am really tired and bored. I hope noone gets insulted or annoyed of this thread. I just made it since I was bored. I though that maybee someone with the same sick humor I got would appreciate it. This is for entertainment only. If you could call it that.....
thats pretty well put.
