Only in...<undisclosed location>...would people confuse a game played primarily by hand with a name indicating that the point is to almost exclusively use the feet.
Rugby/american football *shudders*
At least baseball is a true US game...no, wait, that was a mix of England/Ireland. Basketball then?
Now if the English would only admit they drive on the wrong side of the road, and the true currency is the Euro and that they are a part of Europe, instead of constantly referring to it as "the continent", then and only then are we getting somewhere...
Nah, get a Louisville Slugger baseball bat. Gary Gygax, yeah that's right, Mr D&D himself, once told me (no shit, told me, in person at the 1992 Dragon Con) that most bats are treated as a club and only do 1-4 HP, but the Louisville Slugger does 1-6.