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1000 EFD contest for the best naughty ingame limerick!

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1000 EFD to the one that comes up with the best original ingame naughty limerick.


Rules for a Limerick:

  1. A five line verse
  2. A place (city, TP, outpost or... forum etc) in the first line
  3. First, second and fifth lines have to rhyme with each other
  4. Third an Fourth have to rhyme.
  5. Great punchline in the fifth line

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AlphaGeek said:
Actually, a limerick also has to have a set number of syllables per line:

* Rhyme AABBA
* 5 Lines
* Lines 1,2,3,4,5 have syllables 8,8,5,6,8 respectively
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Read the examples below and get the rythm of the poems! :yay:

Examples:

There was a young plumber of Leigh
Who was plumbing a girl by the sea.
She said, "Stop your plumbing,
There`s somebody coming!"
Said the plumber, still plumbing, "It`s me...!"


There once was a man from Bel Air,
Who was doing his girl on the stair.
When the banister broke,
He doubled his stroke,
And finished her off in mid-air.

And a classic:

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a c#%+ I would f@#* it!"


Last call for contributes will be on the 19th of March, 5 finalists will be announced on the 20th and the winner will be 1000 EPD's richer on the 21th

Fair enough?

:)

ps. Stolen poems will of course be taunted and ridiculed without mercy :D

Ps 2 . Off topic limeriks may be added in the thread too, just for a laugh - but please make sure that you point out they're not in the contest.
 
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this one I jsut came up with. I'm usually ok with these things iwll havea good think whislt at work.



but here goes.


There was a young girl from fort troy
who liked to play round with her "toys"
a broumme came along
and showed her his shlong
and boy did he give her some joy
 
Well, let's see what the old geek can uncork...

Marco was seen at Ft Troy,
said the egg was just a big ploy.
He put thoughts in your heads
and took all your peds
then went holiday in St Croix

At the junkyard belonging to Billy
in the ring there went a fine philly.
Her direction I glanced.
We danced and we danced.
She shot me dead in the willy.

In Hadesheim, a fine city
I crossed paths with a noob and took pity
We ran to some 'ports
with several escorts.
He asked "Is loot always this shitty?"

It's said of the women at Zeus
Their morals? Enchantingly loose.
I went their to see
They speak rightly
But now you see? A papoose.
 
AlphaGeek said:
Marco was seen at Ft Troy,
said the egg was just a big ploy.
He put thoughts in your heads
and took all your peds
then went holiday in St Croix
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this is the winner :D:wtg:
 
Moved to creative section, please try and keep it reasonable clean please ;)
 
A squint eyed man from Vietnam
sex? he said "I'm the bomb"
Practiced all day and practiced all night
Was catching up to the speed of light
Too bad he's only ever been with is palm.
 
Oh wow... These should get good

I met a girl at Fort Fury
Who sort of looked like an Aurli
So I made her get on her knees
She gave me a quick tease
And later found out I got a disease

V2.

I met a girl at Nea's
And we strolled behind the tree's
So she could get on her knees
She gave me a quick tease
And later found out I got a disease
-----------------------------------------------
I was at the twins bar
Banging this girl named Star
She gave it to me against the wall
Because I told her I was gonna take her to the mall
Forget it I'm just gonna smoke my cigar
-----------------------------------------------
Twins is where I rocked her world
Around the octagon we swirled
People watching with wide eyes
Couldn't take them off her thighs
Then out came a loud sound that whirled
 
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While crafting my amps in TI,
I gazed at her ass with my eye,
The horns did not trumpet,
I did not hump it,
But man shes one good lookin guy!

I saw them, a group, in hades,
They all were butt naked ladies,
I turned them around,
And humped like a hound,
Those merps can sure give you scavies!
 
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You all know the girl they call Nun
to Lootius she was a Hun
she lied on her knees
to Lootius please
expecting to give her some fun!

She afterwards went for a hunt
though money was small late that month
but loot was still low
she wanted to know
why Lootie was being a !!!!!

She went back to Lootie at night
they ended up in a big fight
"Gimme big buck
the next time I suck
course Nuns ain't so fun when they bite!"
 
LOL :laugh:

Several great limericks!
I won't point out any favorites - since I'm the judge here (a small but distinguished jury will help me in the ultimate choice).

You guys are great!

Keep 'em coming!


I have to point out that the rules for a limerick is not made up by me, it's an old tradition and I'm afraid the rules are quite unbendable.
Don't forget that there have to be a place mentioned in the first verse.

MindBuster said:
[...] please try and keep it reasonable clean please ;)
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A Buster on the Forum, exclaimed to us concrete:
"Keep the limericks within limits, and there won't be no delete"
Though he'd rather bust some minds
He may bust our sweet behinds
And believe in me, that will not be a treat...

This is not an example of a true limerick. See above for rules!


;)
 
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Actually, a limerick also has to have a set number of syllables per line:

* Rhyme AABBA
* 5 Lines
* Lines 1,2,3,4,5 have syllables 8,8,5,6,8 respectively


Nymphomaniac Alice
used an opalo gun for a Phallus.
They found her clitora
out by Palms Corna
and parts of her anus at Argus.
 
Posted my new one... And also I think everyone should just stick the rhyming. Syllables are boring :rolleyes:
 
Nevermind! lol
 
working based on guidelines.
 
Looking for a some fun in the sky,
Club full of people who are bi.
Skam's smile seemed to say,
I'd be willing to play,
If you bend over so I can drive.
 
Haha no offense though Alpha
 
There was a young woman called Nea,

And all the guys wished they could see her,

If they were to meet,

It'd be short and sweet,

And she'd only relieve them of beer!


(apologies..long night)
 
New Oxford Noob

Here is my try


There once was a noob at the New Oxford Teleporter
Offering Armor upgrades I thought I should report her
I started a chat, things went well with out a hit.
Then suddenly with my clothing she split.
If we ever meet Ill be sure to deport her

my first attempt at this ever :)
 
A met a young girl in Medusa,

I had no choice but to seduce her,

She wore just a thong

And her face was all wrong

But she played on a better computer


Bit better, woke up a bit
 
The times I am up at CP.
When hunting in dome 4 or 3.
Often I will die.
Get upset and cry
I T, Esc And Bye Bye PE





Woot for the alien limerick generator
^^
Bel ut danzor tul hotz joigan
Miz mu bu tre sinhur rau ban
Txer min ezutsoo
Plagaz xehut woo
Stabuzden af ef seniktan
^^

"
:rofl:
 
Hot Robot love

I met Bertha at Port Atlantis
She giggled and offered a grand kiss
Her circuits displayed
I ended up laid
Man that was one of pure bliss
 
A hard on while beeing in space.
What to do, Where to race
Ran to the Disqo
Worked it as Sisqo
And Came in the Striptease her face


That went much better:silly2:
 
OK here goes:

Some good ones so far ;) Here's my effort:

At Nymphtown the girls seem so sour,
Unimpressed by a miner's probe-power.
But they all get a thrill,
When I pull out my drill,
And show them the size of my tower.

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There was a young hunter from Hades,
Who liked to chase 'trox with his blade-ies.
He returned from a hunt,
His Katuchi so blunt,
That he couldn't get down with the ladies.

:D
 
[Si] said:
Some good ones so far ;) Here's my effort:

At Nymphtown the girls seem so sour,
Unimpressed by a miner's probe-power.
But they all get a thrill,
When I pull out my drill,
And show them the size of my tower.

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There was a young hunter from Hades,
Who liked to chase 'trox with his blade-ies.
He returned from a hunt,
His Katuchi so blunt,
That he couldn't get down with the ladies.

:D
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Really like those, you can sing them and they'll work... :) And more, they are really witty :laugh:
 
I rescued her from Fugabarba,

Such a seductive young charmer,

I gave her a gun,

Thought she was the one,

Now she's f@cked off with most of my armour
 
Last one for me.. I think... brain.. hurts...

We met at Ft Argus for sin.
It went left, it went right... it's in!
I hit her faucervix,
got a bit nervous,
but we came and left with a grin.
 
... or maybe I got more...

Nymphomaniac Alice
Only dates Boorums (Big Phallus!)
She said with a grin
as the mob slipped it in
"My RL guy's small, but no malice".
 
people seem to forget the rymhe scheme and the sylable schemes for a limerick.


Si's are really nice but not real limericks
 
A young teenage guy named Jack Jock
Went into the game for a fock
Hot girls did arrive
it wasn't a lie
when they told him he was in a luck!

First one stripped away, showed him thights
another would warm him at nights
he sat on his throne
with a HUGE borum bone
while he dreamt it would end in nude-fights!

"Should I go for the brunette" he thought
"or redhaired without being caught?"
"I could watch them on cam
it would not be a scam
if I ask if some sex could be bought!

He asked one hot chick for a lick
but the girl told him her name was Rick
".. For a tiny amount
I can be what you want"
Jack logged out telling all he was sick!


:silly2:
 
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