Buying: a Bottle of Beer!

[kalanen]

Beer Bought With EFDs: the Photojournal

12:35pm "I BARELY TOUCHED THE QUALITY/QUANTITY SLIDER"

Day off!

After 4 globies - small ones but made few extra peds with those - i ran out of Camels (tm), went to the shop and saw long awaited letter behind the counter! Register dude was new but after some serious explaining, he handed the letter over. I had to open it right there so he could verify that It really contains what I told it contains.


JackFree - the inventor of Loot Protector

I had one problem tho; only "better" beers were sold by bottle so i had to improvise a little. I did that by flashing my RL pedcard and bought little stater's kit. I will be sucking beer and playing EU whole day so there was no point to set the slider on quality.


10 x 0.5L cans. 1st (behind
JackFree's card) one is the
one bought with EFDs, the rest
are its escort. Oh, except the
one on the right. It's the one
I'm enjoying right now.

Looking good so far. Status: a beer bought using efds - well, sort of. Logging into EU.

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14:56pm ARGUS AUCTIONEER HAS SOMETHING I WANT



Weather is OK. Maybe I'll have a little break, go out play and with my refreshments there.

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16:56pm WTG MANKIND...

...four out of five dog owners pick their dog's shit in plastick bag. Well, doing that research was the most interesting part of drinking outside. It was bright out there.

Oh yeah, and "how I will get my own asteroid":


Masterplan.

EFD beer is still untouched. Gotta check if Campari really is fantasy (as the ad kept telling).

07:21am WTG MANKIND II

OFC I had to hit the bar...

Shoes, pants and socks form a visible path from door to bed. Naturally I woke up with my coat on.

EFD beer still in the fridge.

What to have for brekfast..?

(over and out)

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Yea, and BTW all timestamps in this post are MA time - 3 jiffies.

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Archived stuff:
HEL-LO!

Some time ago I declared buying one bottle of beer as my holy mission, just because I had 666 EFD donation from Chimp with a message: "Spend it all on beer and then tell me how"
https://www.planetcalypsoforum.com/forums/efds-efd-store/101724-mission-buying-bottle-beer-efds.html

I'M THIRSTY SO LETS SKIP BLABLA AND GO STRAIGHT TO INSTRUCTIONS

Instructions for the transaction:

1. Make sure you live outside Scandinavia (promised to the shop lady)

2. PM me for accepting the offer

3. Buy a postcard - as tasteless as possible (okay, no porn or profanities)

4. Fill the blank side with following information (and money ofc):


5. Seal it into envelope

6. Provide the envelope with stamps (enough from your country to Finland)

7. Provide the envelope with address (of the grocherie store downstairs) you got by my PM

8. Wait for my full, illustrated report about consuming bottle of beer bought using EFDs, drinking it, propable effect of wanting some more and possible police report.

9. Enjoy your EFDs

10.000 EFDs traded with JackFree for 1 bottle of beer

This post will be updated

 

[Lykke]

You drank your last beer already??

 

[kalanen]

You drank your last beer already??

"If you're out of vodka, you have to drink spirit - even child knows that"
- Dmitri Schostakovich

 

[Zap]

Good luck with your auction!

 

[JackFree]

Ok, sounds like fun.

PM sent...

Cheers

 

[lillenecho]

PM me your bank account number and I´ll move the money to your account straight away.
This is the easiest way since I also live in Finland.
I use Sampo so if you have the same bank the money will be transferred straight away, if u use another bank the money should be with you the next day.

EchO

Edit:
now I read that I have to live outside of scandinavia... damn... well the offer is still up if you want another beer

 

[kalanen]

We have a deal

I'll be back with a report

 

[kalanen]

now I read that I have to live outside of scandinavia... damn... well the offer is still up if you want another beer

Thanks Ech0. That out of Scandinavia rule was indeed a deal with shop lady and allready got PM from JackFree.

And yes, I don't think this one will be the last beer of my life

 

[NetStalker]

Once again I take it upon myself to educate the unwashed masses in the proper usage of the word Beer.

Beer is a magical elixor that must be respected and held above all others.

Using the lowely lower case b when discussing Beer is the same as....well...I just cant think of anything that low.

So remember....especially when begging for Beer....enjoy the Beer, keep the Beer cold, but above all else....Respect the Beer.

That is all....

 

[Dextar]

Once again I take it upon myself to educate the unwashed masses in the proper usage of the word Beer.

Beer is a magical elixor that must be respected and held above all others.

Using the lowely lower case b when discussing Beer is the same as....well...I just cant think of anything that low.

So remember....especially when begging for Beer....enjoy the Beer, keep the Beer cold, but above all else....Respect the Beer.

That is all....

"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

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[JackFree]

After receiving the address from kalanen, i proceeded to immediately put the ball into play. I cleverly crafted a masterpience of a post card as directed and carefully placed the required coins on it. I did not have a 5 cent piece, but you can keep the change kalanen.

Here is a slightly blurry, mobile phone image of the back of the card.



It will be on its way first thing in the morning. I taped another piece of card on top of the coins because they were a bit too visible through the envelope.

I am curious to see if it arrives...

Cheers

 

[Sharyn]

PM sent

 

[kalanen]

After receiving the address from kalanen, i proceeded to immediately put the ball into play. I cleverly crafted a masterpience of a post card as directed and carefully placed the required coins on it. I did not have a 5 cent piece, but you can keep the change kalanen.

Here is a slightly blurry, mobile phone image of the back of the card.



It will be on its way first thing in the morning. I taped another piece of card on top of the coins because they were a bit too visible through the envelope.

I am curious to see if it arrives...

Cheers

If everything goes smoothly, EF will become a RCE forum!

 

[Swede]

intressting post

 

[AnnieStarr]

€1.15 for a bottle of beer? I'm moving to Finland

 

[Nihilist]

*cheers*

make sure to post on the forum 2 seconds before your first sip of this tasty beverage

 

[Rednexi]

€1.15 for a bottle of beer? I'm moving to Finland

No dont, atleast because of beer price, ...wtf, is there a place that has more expensive beer than here in Finland, well not counting Norway in...

btw beer in bars cost like 5-6 € / glass, 0,4 or 0,5 liters.


Hölökynkölökyn, bump for kalanen´s kaljat!

 

[Futurama]

€1.15 for a bottle of beer? I'm moving to Finland

Only in Latvia beer costs less than water


Interesting thread, subscribing!

 

[a1EL]

In poland it cost 2.5złotych
2.5zl=1$
and the most expensive 5zl

 

[Dextar]

If everything goes smoothly, EF will become a RCE forum!

If you get this to work I move we the Forum Members Automatically Elect you:

KING OF THE FORUM FOR LIFE!​

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Further I think the Elections in all the major Western Nations should be voided immediately and you take over as ruler.​

Why you ask?​

Because anyone smart enough to get Beer from posting on a website is hands down the smartest person in the world and needs to take over control of the Universe and provide us ALL with Beer!​

(Make mine Guinness Extra Stout! )​

 

[kalanen]

If you get this to work I move we the Forum Members Automatically Elect you:

KING OF THE FORUM FOR LIFE!​

Thanks but I'm allready the king of my ugliest 80's green sofa and one cannot be king of 2 domains.

(psst. Guinness Extra Stout incomiiing!)

 

[Rednexi]

Thanks but I'm allready the king of my ugliest 80's green sofa and one cannot be king of 2 domains.

(psst. Guinness Extra Stout incomiiing!)

have you already moisted your lips with EFD purchased beer?

 

[kalanen]

have you already moisted your lips with EFD purchased beer?

Not yet -- the "SPHLEUSH SPHLOISH SPLAUSHC" sound you may hear is my watering (yep, only watering atm ) mouth.

 

[JackFree]

Not yet -- the "SPHLEUSH SPHLOISH SPLAUSHC" sound you may hear is my watering (yep, only watering atm ) mouth.

Don't despair, the check is in the mail .


Cheers

 

[kalanen]

HA-HA!

First post updated

 

[Zap]

WOHOO! Way to go Kalanen!

I belive here is a potential to be a legendary EFD auction...

 

[JackFree]

HA-HA!

First post updated

LOL!!! I'm so happy the card made it to you with the loot intact!

Thanks for the EFD, and...

Cheers

 

[Rednexi]

Hheheheheh! 100% pure awesomeness!, the loot protector: priceless!

Hehe "karjala takaisin!" , "vaikka tölökki kerrallaan! "

Translation: Must drink awesome karjala beer, until our lost lands are ours yet again!

 

[kalanen]

Meh likes Karjala - easy drinking lager stuff with additional backbone to compensate the missing one. My backbone I mean.

 

[lillenecho]

I vote this thread to be the best thread and best idea EVER!!!!