Vortexy
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An old Italian man lived alone in the country.
He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but
it was very hard work as the ground was hard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him,
was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to
his son and described his predicament.
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty had because it looks like I won't
be able to plant my tomato garden this year.
I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden
plot. If you were here my troubles would be over
Love Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Not for nothing, but don't dig up that garden.
That's where I buried the BODIES.
Love Vinnie
At 4:00 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local
police arrived and dug up the entire area without
finding any bodies. They apologized to the
man and left.
The same day the old man received another letter
from his son.
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the
best I could do under the circumstances.
Love Vinnie
He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but
it was very hard work as the ground was hard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him,
was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to
his son and described his predicament.
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty had because it looks like I won't
be able to plant my tomato garden this year.
I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden
plot. If you were here my troubles would be over
Love Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Not for nothing, but don't dig up that garden.
That's where I buried the BODIES.
Love Vinnie
At 4:00 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local
police arrived and dug up the entire area without
finding any bodies. They apologized to the
man and left.
The same day the old man received another letter
from his son.
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the
best I could do under the circumstances.
Love Vinnie