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Elvyn Vies, detained for several weeks for illegal collection of Eomon DNA samples, was found dead in his cell this morning. Simultaneously, the contraband DNA samples were stolen from a remote RDI storage facility. Four RDI and CDF employees were killed during the two assaults, which were captured by security cameras. Both men involved in these attacks are known associates of professor Charles Marvin. Elvyn Vies also appears to have been under Marvin’s influence before being arrested.

Charles Marvin has been on the run ever since being declared a traitor to Calypso due to gross negligence during the Feffox crisis, leading to multiple deaths and large-scale destruction. His motivations for procuring these samples are currently unknown. However, the CDF is currently allocating additional resources to apprehend the men involved and recover the samples quickly.

Further information about the fugitives cannot be released to the general public at this time. CDF believes that releasing the information may lead to a higher risk of violent confrontations between the suspects and colonists. Because of their apparent interest in Eomon DNA, we hope to apprehend these suspects as soon as possible. If this does not succeed, the CDF may consider releasing further information to ensure these criminals are brought to justice.
Until then, be assured that CDF are doing all they possibly can to keep you safe.


signed
Brigadier General de Souza
Major Ushakov


RDI officials reports that Eomon pheromone levels have dropped considerably, indicating that the migration will end shortly after the weekend. Some pockets of Longtooth separated from the main herds can still be found in locations around Eudoria.

Final Eomon Migration Comic


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Dangitt! I always thought Charles was a good guy - sounds like he got corrupt. The allure of Eomon DNA is strong.
 

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Oh no, not Charles!
He gave my Avatar 5 Hp extra when I was killing LT.
Dont stress Charles, I got your back
 

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Eomon DNA......
 

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It's not really hard to catch a fugitive on Calypso - just announce an event as you usually do: Charles Marvin's head - 10 points, arms - 5 points, fingers - 1 point, etc. Before the end of the first hour people will crowd the NPC to turn in the parts :cool:
 

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It's not really hard to catch a fugitive on Calypso - just announce an event as you usually do: Charles Marvin's head - 10 points, arms - 5 points, fingers - 1 point, etc. Before the end of the first hour people will crowd the NPC to turn in the parts :cool:
Well if they start with the head, I'd assume the rest of the parts would turn up rather quickly as well... not like they would be able to escape again :laugh:
 

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Did no-one at CDF think to get Elvyn Vies to a Revival Terminal and then to ask him "whodunnit?"?
 

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Dangitt! I always thought Charles was a good guy - sounds like he got corrupt. The allure of Eomon DNA is strong.
Or maybe...
the CDF is actually a terrorist group manipulating us to perform the actions they need done...
 

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This comic sheds some light on the true meaning of orange jumpsuits. :eureka:
 

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Sounds like the next "Egg" event.

Eomon DNA mixed with.............:scratch2:

Eomon + Atrox = Eomox/Eorox/Eotrox?

Eomon + Feffoid = Eoffoid/Eomffoid/Eomfrox?

Eomon + ........think you get the idea.

What do you think?
 

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Eomon DNA (L)?
 

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Eomon Control Capsule ?
 

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Sounds like the next "Egg" event.

Eomon DNA mixed with.............:scratch2:

Eomon + Atrox = Eomox/Eorox/Eotrox?

Eomon + Feffoid = Eoffoid/Eomffoid/Eomfrox?

Eomon + ........think you get the idea.

What do you think?
Maybe

Eomon and spider. Or
Eomon and dasp. Or...................
Eomon and prot. Eomoteron
Eomon and sand king. King Eomontelum


And lastly Rx Eomontrophy the World Eater
 

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Or maybe a celebration of another avatar being sold, which is not allowed?....just saying!
 
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Eomon + Proteron - Promon
Eomon + Hogglo - Eugglo/Hogglomon
Eomon + Osseocollum - Emonsseo/Emonsseocollum
 

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Eomon and spider. Or
Eomon and dasp. Or...................
Eomon+Aetherex=Eotherex.

Big mob hovering above your heads, sounding "flap flap flap"... until it suddently goes silent. Then a low-loise "swooosh", followed by a "splat!"

And 11 seconds later, 15 brave hunters appear at a nearby revival, and 3-4 happy atrax feeding on the remains on the battlefield, while the eomon (eotherex with folded-in wings) scratches its back on a nearby tree, and after that continues picking lumps of green fresh grass.
 
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There's is no way Charles is a bad egg, it's a mistake. I refuse to hunt him down.

No Charlie, No Magam?......mmmm. I wonder.

Tin foil hat time, brain in overdrive.

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Eomon+Boorum. I don't even care how they'd call them, just imagine a herd of RV-sized dicks.
 

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Did no-one at CDF think to get Elvyn Vies to a Revival Terminal and then to ask him "whodunnit?"?
Comic looks to me as he's not dead just tranquilized
 

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Eomon+Boorum. I don't even care how they'd call them, just imagine a herd of RV-sized dicks.
That's what she said! Or there she blows! And it's a sticky winter! :wtg:
Side note... Just think of the new wave of animal porn this would produce! :rolleyes: Dare I say beastiality! :eyecrazy:
 

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Maybe

Eomon and spider. Or
Eomon and dasp. Or...................
Eomon and prot. Eomoteron
Eomon and sand king. King Eomontelum


And lastly Rx Eomontrophy the World Eater
Any reason you did not consider Eomon + Tezlapod or Eomon + Merp ?
 

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Did no-one at CDF think to get Elvyn Vies to a Revival Terminal and then to ask him "whodunnit?"?
The post-SEE Calypso has apparently lost the revival network, or subverting it to deal out permadeath has become very easy. Consider the cyclops volcano mission chain where the (iirc) hades gun was a big matter.
 

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This comic sheds some light on the true meaning of orange jumpsuits. :eureka:
You never earned a First Wave Colonist beret, I take it?


Meanwhile, back on topic, the Amazing Karnakotron predicts the horror that will be:


THE FEFFOMON!
 

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You never earned a First Wave Colonist beret, I take it?


Meanwhile, back on topic, the Amazing Karnakotron predicts the horror that will be:


THE FEFFOMON!
Why not an Eosnot?

Imagine a snablesnot male with a 100m trunk.
 

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Why not an Eosnot?

Imagine a snablesnot male with a 100m trunk.
Because the feffoids are the hyperactive ones here....they've even stolen the atrox egg and created this monstrous anomaly called the feffox. It would hardly be surprising for them to make another right? :lolup:
 

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Eomon+Boorum. I don't even care how they'd call them, just imagine a herd of RV-sized dicks.
They'd be easy to stop. Just install revolving doors to deny them access.

OUCH!:)
 
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