EU in the British Media: Living out your darkest desires.

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I found this article referencing EU, in a British national: The Dailymail.

Those that know the reputation of this paper.....

Well, I think your opening lines say it all. I wiped my eyes over the drivvle that is a Daily Mail article. I must say, it didn't appear quite as 'The Sky is Falling in' as I was expecting :laugh: but still just some junk to fill their junk newspaper with.

JC
 
Disregarding his drivel, the most interesting thing about this article was the mention of the "Beijing Cyber Recreation Project". I'm assuming that MindArk must be envolved in this huge project given MA's expertise in managing a virtual economy.

- VV
 
Well, it reads like someone on a mission to prove a point regardless of the facts. To be honest there's no real evidence in his writing that he's actually even set foot in EU, never mind spent enough time to know what its all about.

I'm a little surprised by the author, but not in the slighest bit surprised by the paper. While I was working at the Home Office they did a survey about people's perceptions of crime rates. The people who read the Daily Mail were remarkably well correlated to the people who were most afraid of crime and who most overestimated how much crime actually occurs. Its a pile of tosh. Read the Sun, at least that's entertaining.
 
Ah, the Daily Mail - the epitome of professional journalism ;) I'm not sure what's worse, the paper or the people who take what's written in the paper as the gospel :(
 
Ah, the Daily Mail - the epitome of professional journalism ;) I'm not sure what's worse, the paper or the people who take what's written in the paper as the gospel :(

They're as bad as each other.
The worst thing about the daily mail is its pseudo-broadsheet typefaces etc, the worst of the tabloids hiding behind the font of respectability.

Hey.... imagine how great it would be to have tits in the guardian.
 
The Daily Mail is only good for one thing.

And even then, the ink comes off on your bum, so it's not that good.
 
They're as bad as each other.
The worst thing about the daily mail is its pseudo-broadsheet typefaces etc, the worst of the tabloids hiding behind the font of respectability.

Hey.... imagine how great it would be to have tits in the guardian.

You're right, that is the worst thing. It's trying to look like a legitimate paper when it's just pish - on the odd occasion I read through a copy (both grandparents read it) I can't believe how 'wrong' and excessively opinionated the majority of articles are. I'm keenly interested in the hobby of airsoft, when the government were putting forward the Violent Crime Reduction Bill people like the Daily Mail were publishing all manner of blatant lies about the sport. The government actually wrote in a specific defence for airsofters to allow "us" to own replica guns because they're completely harmless except in appearance but I still hear my grandparents going on about "Oh I read in the Daily Mail that these toy guns have been killing people again".

I reckon the editor of the Mail is a failed fiction writer who just relishes the chance to control what stories go in to a nationally-distributed paper
 
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Yes Mr. Humphrys, of course Mr. Humphrys, Whatever you say Mr. Humphrys...:lolup:
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What a bigot, pompous old fart...



edit.

I actually tried to post an answer in the paper, but when I reached the spam filter, "write the characters you see in the box", it didn't work...

But here's for the Daily Mail:

"This was, without a doubt, the by far most bigot, pompous, prejudice and and most of all, ignorant article I've read in quite a while.

I really do set my hope that the people in the UK have more sense than believing in this total and utter rubbish.
The holiday season obviously took the best of Mr. Humphrys.
Though, I guess he must have stumbled on quite a deposit of virtual Viagra , while indulging in his virtual sex escapades, since it's my firm belief that in any other case, this thrilling work of populistic, fictional and ignorant extravaganza, never would have been brought to us regular hardcore players attention - in any of the named games.

However, in his own private virtual world, Mr. Humphrys avatar in any given role-play, is probably created as good and professional journalist... unlike his sad, prejudice and bitter real life alter ego.



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Hmmm sounds like someone needs a digestive biscuit,a cup of horlicks and a good lie down. :rolleyes:

He may have slightly brushed a few valid points but the over all tone i got was
"Back in my day....blah blah" with a slight hint of "Arrrrggghhh its new and I dont get it.Quick someone kill it,it must be evil"


On a side note(literally) i had to Laugh at this teaser on Nicole Kidman....

Why Nicole IS pregnant and why she's asked her mum and dad to deliver the baby
At 40, it's Nicole's first child - and bizarrely, she has asked her mum and dad to deliver it. But where will the proud (ex-junkie) father be? Whooping it up on the road with his hellraising rock 'n' roll cronies...

I bet Kieth Urban is flattered with that description.Sounds a little bit more "bad-arse" than recovering alcoholic country singer :D
 
Bah! Daily Mail strikes again. A poor article by a poor journalist in a poor newspaper.

Humphreys has just stitched together a few soundbites to support his old fashioned and totally biased views imho.

How can he talk about 'reality' when he writes for the Daily Mail, a newspaper that totally distorts readers' perceptions to further the right-wing political ends of their owners?
 
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Yes Mr. Humphrys, of course Mr. Humphrys, Whatever you say Mr. Humphrys...:lolup:
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Funny as F@ck! :laugh: I can't give anymore rep! doh!

But on a more serious note maybe we should all go and post on his little article! Enlighten the readers of his paper a little! ;)

Jamhot
 
im no daily mail reader, but people should pay less attention to the newspaper and pay attention to the actual content. Strip out all the stuff about SL and Habbo, which is largly true, and you end up with this relating to EU:

If you make virtual money inside the Entropia Universe it is possible to convert it into real money.

Make no mistake, this is becoming a very big business. Entropia had a turnover this year of almost £200million and it is about to become the first virtual world to be floated on the stock market.

It will not be the last. The technology advice firm Gartner reckons that by 2011 some 80 per cent of internet users will have avatars. Giant corporations such as IBM are spotting the potential for big profits. But to appreciate fully the future of the virtual world, you need to look at China.

A few miles outside Beijing, a complex - the Beijing Cyber Recreation Project - is being built by a consortium of government and private companies.

It's as big as a sizeable British town - six miles by six miles - and its main purpose is to house the operators of virtual worlds.

There will probably be ten of them, each capable of creating and supporting 150million avatars. The cost of the project is put at more than £15billion. You don't get hard-headed businessmen, let alone the canny Chinese government, spending that sort of money unless they're sure of a big return.

but we knew this already
 
"So the misfit with no friends becomes a hunky sex god, lusted after by beautiful women with unfeasibly perfect bodies."

So basicly what he's saying is that people that play online games are geeks that failed in life? Well that journalist's a waste of DNA...
 
I particularly liked:

As someone who would prefer to slide naked down a giant razor blade than spend the day shopping

Really? I think I'd prefer shopping myself...

Even I, a self-declared technophobe

Great. So why pretend you know something about it then?

im no daily mail reader, but people should pay less attention to the newspaper and pay attention to the actual content. Strip out all the stuff about SL and Habbo, which is largly true, and you end up with this relating to EU:

but we knew this already

Yes well that was my partly my point. He's said a load of stuff about SL and Habbo, blended it all together with a tiny bit of stuff about EU you could get off an MA press release and then spouted off on his judgement crusade.

The content may be true but he's used it to justify conclusions and make implications that aren't waranted.
 
I would say that SL and Habbo is sh*t compared to EU... They are two completly different levels of online "communitys" but he seems to think they are all the same thing...

At least EU don't allow porn and stuff everywhere...
 
And this is perhaps my biggest worry. Already it is estimated that the average Briton spends 5.3 hours a month on one of the sites - far more than in most European countries. And, as I say, it has only just begun.

Oh no, almost five and a half hours a month :eek:

We're doomed.
 
I have registered with the most popular "virtual reality" sites - Second Life, Entropia Universe and Habbo - and experienced their "delights." (The Habbo Hotel is described as a "hangout for teens," but I gave my real age and had no problem registering).

So did anyone see 'John DailyMail Humphrys' running around PA in his or her tattered OJs. Did he talk to the guides or get a mentor or even sign up to entropiaforum? Did he give his real details to MA on registration?

At least we know one zelebrity who has experienced fantasy. Probably did not want to get his hands sweaty. :)
 
Looks like he get payed per word he writes. Never seen so litle info wrapped in so many words. It basicly didn't say anything about anything. I f I was without knowledge I would after reading it have not known anything about Habbo, SL or EU.
 
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Funny as F@ck! :laugh: I can't give anymore rep! doh!

But on a more serious note maybe we should all go and post on his little article! Enlighten the readers of his paper a little! ;)

Jamhot

I hereby decline all claims on this pic. Feel free to post it, and any part of my intended answer to the Daily Mail.

All copywrite claims to this photoshop work are heareby revoked.

/Pepper
 
As someone who would prefer to slide naked down a giant razor blade than spend the day shopping


Really? I think I'd prefer shopping myself...

My first thought was:
"Gosh, that old geezer must have had one hell of a traumatic public circumcision at Wall Mart"
 
You know, although most of his comments are umbrella, he's actually not said a bad word about Entropia itself. He slags off both 2nd life and some other hotel game I ain't heard of, but if u read what he said about Entropia on it's own (as my short attention span leads me to do) he's actually crediting it what with the mention of the investment of China and the reasons for it.

I'll read the whole article some other time, along with the thread.

(Sue me, it's 4am and I go back to work after 2 weeks off on Monday)
 
When I first saw this thread, I was at work, surfing the web on my PPC phone as I often do. I put off reading the article until I got home so that I wouldn’t have to keep scrolling back and forth across the screen. From everyone's reactions, I was expecting a major hatchet job, written in the style of our National Enquirer-type tabloids.

I have to admit that I mostly skimmed through his article due to my being distracted by the Amy Winehouse story and the piece on the hot tub bimbo in Big Brother, but I really didn't see anything that was out of line or untrue. He barely mentioned EU and he certainly did nothing to misrepresent it. Sadly, most of what he had to say about SL was reasonably accurate.

Ok, he took a couple of shots at some of the ppl who play online games, but I have personally talked to people in EU who personify his characterizations. People who have no RL friends, never go outside, and have virtually nothing in their lives except for their online activities.

As painful as it is, we all need to turn off the computer, bundle up, and venture out into the real world once in awhile. Who knows, we might even meet the hot tub bimbo from Big Brother. :laugh:


Now, if you will excuse me, I have some hogglos to kill. ;)
 
Ok, he took a couple of shots at some of the ppl who play online games, but I have personally talked to people in EU who personify his characterizations. People who have no RL friends, never go outside, and have virtually nothing in their lives except for their online activities.

Well i don't know what people your talking to?, but most people i know are either young professionals / old professional or not professional but still have full time jobs active lives or they are students studying to be professionals. I'm not saying there isn't a small fraction of people that don't have any irl friends or lives. But the majority of people i know do have lives families jobs and other hobbies. It's a bit of a sweeping statement to generalise every online player as some sort of social misfit that can't/won't interact with people irl?

Jamhot
 
Rofl,

If I would own a daily, Someone who writes this bad would be fired within minutes.

And besides that, he doesn't make points, has done no research at all, and seems to be ill informed about alot of the facts he mentions.
 
Well i don't know what people your talking to?, but most people i know are either young professionals / old professional or not professional but still have full time jobs active lives or they are students studying to be professionals. I'm not saying there isn't a small fraction of people that don't have any irl friends or lives. But the majority of people i know do have lives families jobs and other hobbies. It's a bit of a sweeping statement to generalise every online player as some sort of social misfit that can't/won't interact with people irl?

Jamhot

Hear hear.
To the best of my knowledge I don't know anyone who would fit either Mr. Humphry's nor Rumsponge's description.

Most people I know, and have known during my 5 years in this game, have good education, good jobs, families and an active social life outside the game world. There's probably reasonable to believe that the population in EU actually to a great extent reflects the similar stats in real life. There is of course the odd character in this game, as well as in real life, but no accurate conclusions can be drawn from the meeting of the occational odd ball.

But Mr. Humphrys does exactly that.
What I turn against in this article is the gross generalization Mr. Humphrys indulge in, naturally putting himself above the hoi polloi, insulting several millions of people in one sloppy-crafted and highly bias text.

I could not understand how perfectly intelligent people with apparently busy lives could spend even ten minutes engaging in such childish pursuits.

John Humphrys ,age 64, has made a late career in generalization journalism in for instance criticizing of the 'dumbing down' of British television and branding all politicians as liars. Eventhough this may be accurate to a certain extent, it's of course not valid for all and everything - and it is of course not appropriate for any journalist or member of the Fourth Estate to make such claims, unless he in fact is a fraud. On 6 September 2005, Humphrys was censured by the Corporation for his use of "inappropriate and misguided" language. Humphrys has also been widely criticized for taking shares in the poll organization YouGov for which he wrote a column. Humphrys of course denied that there was a conflict of interest between his role as newscaster and that of shareholder of a company, the reports of which are often cited in the news on the BBC.

This article is not a work of objective, serious journalism - this is the personal uptight arch-conservative thoughts of a 64 year old man.
The whole article is about how potentially dangerous and unwholesome internet virtual worlds are. However, the only thing Humphrys actually succeed in proving is that real life issues, urges and problems are being reflected in the virtual world, since there are living people behind the avatars.
But in a most preposterous line of arguing, he uses isolated singular situations - like for instance the web cam suicide of Kevin Whitrick, as horror enhancement for his own argumentation. What he fails to report is that Whitrick was a divorced, deeply depressed heavy drinking man, who was severely suicidal whether he had joined a battering site or not. I might also add that the chat in question Whitrick participated in (Paltalk) at the time of his sad death, has absolutly nothing to do with any of the named games - except it's located on the internet and that it has the possibility to chat. But that is obviously quite sufficient "correlation" according to Mr. Humphrys standards as journalist.
These "tabloid proof" together with Mr. Humphrys highly personal and subjective thoughts and fears, are in fact what's builds this sad excuse for an "article".
 
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Oh no, almost five and a half hours a month :eek:

We're doomed.

lol I usually spend more time in the game per week :laugh:

and about SL... actually seems to me (I have never played it so dont judge me from this!!) it is not even a kind of game, only a platform to "create" stuff that you can sell to people, mostly focused on pron and sex?
 
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