If Marco was a tool!, what tool would he be?

[uulwyn]

I.e a ju25...not much depth, but the occassion great find!

what are your suggestions?

 

[Mindtwistah]

It would be an "ATH giver" tool. When you activate it, you get a list of players who have played for less than three weeks and ubers and the one you press on will get an All Time High

 

[Alins]

Your PED card ?

 

[humbll]

A toilet plunger

 

[Joat]

Your PED card ?

Actually, I've been thinking of this too.
I wonder if Marco even is a person, I mean, look at his name, it could be
a abbreviation of MindArk Real Cash Obtainers = MA-RCO... j/k ofc

 

[JingyiDai]

A toilet plunger

Darn someone's beat me on this lol

 

[lulucocoaliston]

M-ultiple, A-ffordable, R-eimbursment, C-ash, O-ffer

In other words something ou never really see just sounds like it could be something good.

 

[Redster]

hmm, interesting thought. As Marco is more of an advertiser,, think maybe an ad screen, one that shows ingame ads and user input. Consider this a real suck up for better loots

 

[Mika]

Handheld flower *nod*

 

[gogo]

a Basic Wrench

 

[Deleted member 23278]

My loots already been switched off so i'd say.....one of those multi tools you buy from a petrol station and will never ever use coz theyre always faulty

 

[Johned]

A pre vu10 voting booth

 

[bigdeal]

A money pit

greetings,

bigdeal

 

[Pogo]

A greasy spanner...(dont ask me to explain.. )

 

[ChadGareau]

a women's personal massager (didn't want to say the D word)

 

[blondie_39]

a women's personal massager (didn't want to say the D word)

lmao

 

[Nazbrat]

hmm excellent question

How about an... Massively Anally Retentive Collections Officer

sorry Marco but just couldn't resist

Funny thread tho

 

[blondie_39]

is a tool?

 

[Larkin]

a women's personal massager (didn't want to say the D word)

is a tool?

Damn, you beat me to it. I was going to say "a big tool".

EDIT: jk

 

[Kamarkos Danix]

A Red Hammer as 90% of people would anwser