StrategicJasmin
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What does "corkscrew" mean?
StrategicJasmin said:What does "corkscrew" mean?
Bumpin` this mutha` right away too!!!!! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Gall-Dang closed up the tittie bar last night.....woke up feelin` like all hell....pee`d.....grabbed "hair-O-the-dog"........thats alll she needed to write baby!!!!!!!!
.....Aww damn!!! I think I pooped after that pee...(see above)..forgot to say that....lol.....
I'm hungover... I have a sore throat... I havent showered yet... Everytime I start to move to go make food I sick a little in my mouth....
I'M NEVER EVER DRINKING EVER EVER EVER AGAIN!!1
Dear Liquor,
I thought I'd take a minute of your time to discuss some troubling factors with you. No please, continue fermenting, I'll do the talking.
First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours...your many sides and dimensions are mind-boggling (different than beer goggling, which I'll touch upon shortly.) Yes, my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer with the game...and you're even around during the holidays: hidden inside chocolates you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings.
Yet lately, I've been wondering about your intentions. You see, I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, but I feel that your influence has led to unwise consequences, briefed below for your review:
1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity occurs at 5am.
2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal and, though cooking is far from my specialty, why you suggested that I eat a kabob with chili sauce coupled with a pot noodle and some stale crisps (washed down with chocolate Nesquik and topped off with a Kit Kat) is beyond me. Eclectic eater I am, but I think you went a bit too far this time......................................................
Sincerely - your biggest fan,[/color]
Me[/b]
Dear Liquor,
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What does "corkscrew" mean?
I'm hungover... I have a sore throat... I havent showered yet... Everytime I start to move to go make food I sick a little in my mouth....
I'M NEVER EVER DRINKING EVER EVER EVER AGAIN!!1