J. Mandrake
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COWBELL!
Forget those petitions for more loot or that "2 PEC Tax" craze. This one is serious. Sure we all want loot and fame in the ATH list, but what do we really want? MORE COWBELL. Thats right. Every honest to goodness Entropian has a fever. And guess what the only prescription is? MORE COWBELL. Forget pets and planets and pirates. Even the orbs and eggs and any hope of a storyline. We want MORE COWBELL. We want cowbell shirts, cowbell hats, pants with "MORE COWBELL" printed on the butt (for the ladies,) and even more important: useable cowbells. Thats right. We want cowbells that our avatars can bang the Hell out of whenever we're mad that we just lost another 20 bucks to the game. We want those jukeboxes fixed, and with an station dedicated to cowbells. By tommorow, I expect to see "Cowbell" in the New Items list. I want cowbells in the trade channel, I want cowbells in the loot windows, I want cowbells in the auction. I want those bars to get their damn shipments so we can all get drunk and listen to some good ol' cowbell music. So for all of you fellow fans of the clank, clank, clank, sign below to get us all some MORE COWBELL!!!!
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