JohnBates
Former Entropia Universe Evangelist
- Joined
- Oct 27, 2007
- Posts
- 43
I want to sing, ok? 
Entropia Star...
I'm through with foolin' around
in the physical realm
it's like the 9th freakin' circle
of Dante's Hell
This life could be so much better
than it's turned out to be...
Janner's voice: tell me what you want...
I want a digital mansion
that never rusts
and a place for all of my lootius
and a plasma screen
that's big enough
for all to see
Janner's voice: so what you need?
I need a PED card that has no limit
and screw the black jet, I want a spaceship with it!
Gonna join the mile high club and
finish inter-planetary
Janner's voice: been there, done that
I want some Shadow armor and a modified Merc
I'll hunt with the ubers PVP the jerks
and joining a soc called
Warrants is fine with me...
Janner's voice: so, how you gonna do it?
I'm gonna trade this sun for another star
I'll do the download and make an avatar
Cause we all just wanna be Entropia Stars
Live in Treasure Island mansions drivin' fifteen cars
the Sweat comes easy
I can tele-port far
We'll all stay skinny
cause we're avatars
And we'll hang out in the cool night sky
in the VIP at Club Neverdie
Every good Nexus miner's gonna end up there
and everybody's got perfect hair
And well
Hey, hey I'm an Entropia Star
Hey, hey I'm an Entropia Star
I wanna be great like Janner, without the tassels
Have a friend in support who can ban the assholes
take n00bs on runs
so they can get all of their TPs
Janner's voice: see you at Cape Corinth
I'm gonna dress my ass
with some digital fashions
get a front door key
to Deathifier's Mansion
Gonna date a sexy dancer that loves to
blow my PED for me
Janner's voice: so how you gonna do it?
I'm gonna trade this sun for another star
I'll even do the download and make an avatar
Cause we all just wanna be Entropia Stars
Live in Treasure Island mansions drivin' fifteen cars
Sweat comes easy
and I can teleport far
We'll all stay skinny
cause we're avatars
And we'll hang out in the cool night sky
in the VIP at Club Neverdie
Every good Nexus miner's gonna end up there
and everybody's got perfect hair
And we'll hide out on the Crystal Palace
With the unique mobs
and a golden chalice
We'll get you anything with
that F5 smile
everybody's got a
Dung dealer on speed dial...
Well...
Hey, hey I'm an Entropia Star!
I'm gonna say the words
that offend the complacent
gonna bring out skills
that still lie nascent
pay {other} players
to pick up dung
and strut my stuff 'cause
I'm so well hung
Well,
we all just wanna be Entropia Stars
Live in Treasure Island mansions drivin' fifteen cars
the Sweat comes easy
I can tele-port far
We'll all stay skinny
cause we're avatars
And we'll hang out in the cool night sky
in the VIP at Club Neverdie
Every good Nexus miner's gonna end up there
and everybody's got perfect hair
And we'll hide out on the Crystal Palace
With the unique mobs
and a golden chalice
We'll get you anything with
that F5 smile
everybody's got a
Dung dealer on speed dial...
Hope you like it. JKB

Entropia Star...
I'm through with foolin' around
in the physical realm
it's like the 9th freakin' circle
of Dante's Hell
This life could be so much better
than it's turned out to be...
Janner's voice: tell me what you want...
I want a digital mansion
that never rusts
and a place for all of my lootius
and a plasma screen
that's big enough
for all to see
Janner's voice: so what you need?
I need a PED card that has no limit
and screw the black jet, I want a spaceship with it!
Gonna join the mile high club and
finish inter-planetary
Janner's voice: been there, done that
I want some Shadow armor and a modified Merc
I'll hunt with the ubers PVP the jerks
and joining a soc called
Warrants is fine with me...
Janner's voice: so, how you gonna do it?
I'm gonna trade this sun for another star
I'll do the download and make an avatar
Cause we all just wanna be Entropia Stars
Live in Treasure Island mansions drivin' fifteen cars
the Sweat comes easy
I can tele-port far
We'll all stay skinny
cause we're avatars
And we'll hang out in the cool night sky
in the VIP at Club Neverdie
Every good Nexus miner's gonna end up there
and everybody's got perfect hair
And well
Hey, hey I'm an Entropia Star
Hey, hey I'm an Entropia Star
I wanna be great like Janner, without the tassels
Have a friend in support who can ban the assholes
take n00bs on runs
so they can get all of their TPs
Janner's voice: see you at Cape Corinth
I'm gonna dress my ass
with some digital fashions
get a front door key
to Deathifier's Mansion
Gonna date a sexy dancer that loves to
blow my PED for me
Janner's voice: so how you gonna do it?
I'm gonna trade this sun for another star
I'll even do the download and make an avatar
Cause we all just wanna be Entropia Stars
Live in Treasure Island mansions drivin' fifteen cars
Sweat comes easy
and I can teleport far
We'll all stay skinny
cause we're avatars
And we'll hang out in the cool night sky
in the VIP at Club Neverdie
Every good Nexus miner's gonna end up there
and everybody's got perfect hair
And we'll hide out on the Crystal Palace
With the unique mobs
and a golden chalice
We'll get you anything with
that F5 smile
everybody's got a
Dung dealer on speed dial...
Well...
Hey, hey I'm an Entropia Star!
I'm gonna say the words
that offend the complacent
gonna bring out skills
that still lie nascent
pay {other} players
to pick up dung
and strut my stuff 'cause
I'm so well hung
Well,
we all just wanna be Entropia Stars
Live in Treasure Island mansions drivin' fifteen cars
the Sweat comes easy
I can tele-port far
We'll all stay skinny
cause we're avatars
And we'll hang out in the cool night sky
in the VIP at Club Neverdie
Every good Nexus miner's gonna end up there
and everybody's got perfect hair
And we'll hide out on the Crystal Palace
With the unique mobs
and a golden chalice
We'll get you anything with
that F5 smile
everybody's got a
Dung dealer on speed dial...
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